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  1. cough cough sick death death sick alive

  2. God i love a 1-4 pm mid day nap

    1. MrMojoMordor

      MrMojoMordor

      nah, 4pm -7pm nap is the best. That's the best kind of reset.
      You forget who you are.

  3. Somewhere afar, Georgiana Wick starts to mald. She starts to tear at her scalp, throwing the missive into the flames. "STEPHAN KORVACZ?!" for whatever reason, the Wicked woman could not find herself happy for the child she had raised, no matter how little she tried. and it was little.
  4. Somewhere distant, the very evil and very alive Georgiana Wick widens her eyes, maw gaping in horror. “NOOOOO how can i cope with this information!” she screams out of absolute horror!
  5. latte

    UNION OF RATS

    Georgiana Wick pursed her lips at the invitation, hard and critical, though her expression did soften after reading. "Dobry. She deserves a happy ending. And this will give Wick good press we sorely lack."
  6. It is with pride and joy we announce that a wedding between Ser Revanda Russandiel Wyldcliffe and Father Casimir Wick is to be held in the coming saint days. The union is to be held in Numenost, The White City, on 22nd of Harren’s Folly 2014. The following are invited to attend. His Royal Majesty, Tar-Anorhil Carandir Arthalionath of Númendil and His Royal Pedigree Their Serene Highnesses, Xiomara I & Julian I, Sovereigns of Hyspia and Their Royal pedigree Shugo of Koyo-Kuni, Atsuko, and the Oyashiman people. The Kingdom of Numendil, and all Good Ser Knights Lady Yuria Wick, of the County of Warwick, and her noble pedigree Lady Lorelai Alstion-Enswerp, of the county of Enswerp, and her noble pedigree Laird Iosefka "Dragonslayer' Anarore au orenzstadt Rossiel Marsyr and the house of Marsyr Elentirien Ser amadeus menelwen Lady Anneliese, ser baralin, and the house of Vourkehardt DON Leomonte and his house Ser Kiera Callaghan and the house of Callaghan Elise Ruthron Hera Yhl’Bartixci, Aelkos of Eittitica Jenny All Wicks are invited, with the exceptions of Felix Wick.
  7. I think each Wick player should get a free necromancy MA right upon creation of their persona
  8. The Wicked Wick of Wickwald Paulina van Kerzenwick read the Witch’s words and musings with great enthusiasm, a wide, chest-shire like grin growing soon her face. She nudged a couple of like minded people at her sides as she sharpened her recently blade. “you lot ever fancy hunting a witch? you know, for practice?”
  9. uhh very nice pls delete this i responded to the wrong post
  10. Paulina van Kerzenwick starts to practice aurum dart throwing. "Starting off his Lordship right!"
  11. Paulina van Kerzen smiles at the result of the election, kicking back her feet. she threw a bone into the rat pit. "and so my tenure is over."
  12. Paulina van Kerzen smiles. "may he make us proud."
  13. "Didn't we do this?" a certain Herald nudged another certain Herald. @RedeemedAidan
  14. "FINALLY!" praised Grand Wick Georgiana Wick, throwing her hands up after reading the missive. She then proceeded to make celebratory rat kebabs! She wasn't happy for justice for the elves, or many other atrocities they have have committed in G-D's name, nor the Church delivering punishments to those who deserved, but out of pure self-interest. "I especially hate when they make Keen puns. Everybody knows that is our thing."
  15. how many wick puns can there be 

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    2. teeylin

      teeylin

      Infiwickly many

    3. TaraJess

      TaraJess

      forever Wickphobic.

    4. Frisket

      Frisket

      This is only getting more wicked!

  16. Sitting in the drawing room of the Warwick Manor, Georgiana Wick lifted up the papers, grey eyes scanning line by line. A solemn frown graced her features - the back of her head recalling terrible traumatic memories of the unjust maiming of her family. The Torture, The stigma, the Reputation, it was all perpetuated by this particular Wickident. "We do not forget. I will not forget, and I will never forgive." Thus, the Grand Wick made way to congratulate her best friend on her papers and report.
  17. Written and Issued by Georgiana Wick 2010 || Year 10 of the RAT The Wickocratic Framework of the Family Wick The family Wick, known to many, is a tightly-knit group. Because of this, each voice in the family holds weight. Unlike most human families who rely on mainly a patriarch or sometimes matriarch to lead a family, the Wicks govern themselves using a uniquely created version of democracy; Wickocracy, if you will. This way, each Wick has a chance to hold position, vote in Wick-elections, and overall have a say in the family activities and direction. This document lays out the framework and descriptions to the positions held in this family. It is to be noted that all of these positions save for Lord Wick are to be voted on at the Wicksmoot, which is another word for family meeting. Any Wick is able to call a Wicksmoot at any time, for whatever reason. In the case of the Lord Wick however, all claims of peerage will remain in succession to the title holder’s family and or clan. At the Wicksmoot, if any Wick deems it to be necessary for an election for any position, then it shall be done. To vote on these positions is simple, the cannidates speak of why they are best, then the other Wicks lay a candle down at their feet to signify their vote. Note that even candidate Wicks are allotted a vote, and are allowed to vote for themselves if so choose. In addition to this, one Wick may hold at max two positions within the Wickocracy, save for Grand Wick, who is only allotted to be Grand Wick for their tenure. These position holders may continue their tenure indefinitely, lest they depart themselves If Wicks are voted out or depart from their service, they are allowed to run for any position in future Wicksmoots. THE GRAND CABINET POSITIONS AND DESCRIPTIONS: Grand Wick: The Social and political patriarch of the house and society. The Grand Wick essentially acts as the internal “Lord Wick” but not always carrying titles or noble weight. The Grand Wick will decree rules of the household, be in charge of holding events and Wicksmoot for the family, and be tasked to resolve any issues that occur within the family. He will report to the Lord’s of any nation when Wick might be called upon. The Grand Wick holds the title of The One during his tenure. Lord Wick: The Lord Wick is the blooded heir of the county Warwick, the firstborn of the previous Lord. While hereditary, if there exist no blooded heirs, it would pass to the next adopted Wick in line. They are tasked with attending social events, acting as an ambassador for foreign lands, and ensuring the county is pure in spirit and body with the ways of the Canon. Likewise does the Lord decree tax rates, laws for the county, and the knighting of Candlebearers - knights of Warwick. The title is lifelong, lest the Lord renounce their claim, in which it would pass to the next available heir. The Lord Wick holds the title The Lord af the Wickwald during his tenure. Speaker of the Wickwald: The Speaker is tasked with acting as the Grand Wick, or even the Lord Wick when either are absent from their post. Acting as the face of the Wicks in most events, they often are the Wick dealing most with public relations. Often they write and release official letters, act as the official scribe of the Wicks, and ensure the family is well received by its neighbors. This includes being an ambassador, offering and receiving gifts, and attending social events with the Lord Wick. The Speaker of the Wickwald holds the title The Most Wicked during his tenure. Elector Wicks: The Elector Wicks are responsible for representing their clan as an entity. This is the only position that does not require one to be a Wick. However, one must remain loyal to the House of Wick in totality. There are two allotted seats for elector Wicks per clan. They are required to relay information back to their respective clans. The main purpose of the Elector is to vote in moots when the entire clan cannot be summoned, acting as a single vote against other Elector Wicks, the Lord Wick, and the Grand Wick. In this method, they act as representatives, and may be voted out by their clan if their interests are not communicated and heard. Those who are in position of Elector Wick hold the title of The Wicked during their tenure THE LESSER COUNCIL POSITIONS AND DESCRIPTIONS: Mayor: The Mayor of a Wick town, which is currently Broomtown, Warwick, is responsible for overseeing the welfare of the town’s residents, managing its commerce, and ensuring that policies and directives from the Grand Cabinet are implemented. In addition, the mayor is tasked with running town meetings. This is an elected position, and every citizen of Warwick is eligible to vote in the election. Those who are in position of the Mayor hold the title of Mr. Mayor/Madame Mayor during their tenure. CURRENT TITLES AND POSITION HOLDINGS: Grand Wick: The one, Georgiana Wick Lord Wick: Lord Goran Wick af the Wickwald Speaker of the Wickwald: TMW, Casimir Wick Elector Wicks: Levski Wick, TMW Casimir Wick, Lord Goran Wick, The one Georgiana Wick Mayor: TBD We’re not done yet The one, Grand Wick, Georgiana Wick
  18. "Wow, I wonder if I should show up." remarked Georgiana Wick.
  19. "I hated that blind mean old rat," remarked the aforementioned Georgiana as she read the missive. "Yet - he did not deserve to die in whatever way he did. May he meet VIC in the next life."
  20. "How are they going to unjustly punish a man who is according to them INNOCENT!" The Grand Wick, Georgiana cries out in anguish. "This is just another case of Wickphobia!" she turned to her daughter, then. "See, Wickphobia is real. It is real, and it is Wick vs the world!" @sapphic_spidy
  21. 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕮𝖚𝖑𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕽𝖆𝖙𝖘 The squelching of grass and rustle of the trees were audible as a small child of no notable history bolted through the dense scenery of the Wickwald. The boy, adventurous and playful, hopped over pits of mud, climbed the ancient oaks and crossed fast paced, treacherous rivers. With his wooden sword, he brushed thick greenery out of the way until it disapeared. As he ventured deeper into the forest, he noticed an opening in the path that led to a small man-made establishment; Camp Kerzenwick. A look around and he realized it was absent from mankind. This would be the perfect place to take a rest. He sat down on aged oak, placing his small hands near the tended fire. The warmth of the flames kept the boy distracted as he sang the hymns of his forefathers - for he did not notice the enterouge of hisses and squeaks, the rumbling from the ground beneath. As the foreign noises grew stronger in the air, the boy whipped around, fearing that his moment of free-loading was over. He saw nothing at one moment, but the next the boy’s expression fell into one of horror, eyes wide and jaw unhinged, his body tensing up, hands splayed on the wooden surface he sat upon. The angry pitter-pattering of the ground and the now loud squeaking gave way too… rats! The size of small house cats were barreling towards him at a rapid rate! It wasn't one or two either, but a horde; a whole army of them. [!] Above is a depiction of the mass horde of rats running about the Wickwald in disarray. Stuck in a panic-stricken state, the boy nearly fell backwards on the log, he used all of his strength to grab his sword and backpack, turning his heel to sprint into the direction of saftey. But safety was not there waiting for him, as he was now circled by an angry hoard of giant rats. Turning in a circle, the boy realized he was surrounded, and even worse, that he was no match for these mutant rats. He would’ve been doomed, if not for the noble figure of Casimir Wick in the distance, his broom in one hand, a lone candle in the other. “Back! Back I say!” he shouted towards the horde, the broom swinging wildly as he dispelled the rats. Soon enough, they scurried off, leaving him and the young boy alone. A sigh left him, glancing over to the shaking adolescent. He sent the boy off from whence he came, and Casimir too returned to his abode. But he knew one thing, they would come back if there was nothing done about it. It was time. It was time to cull the rats.
  22. A sigh betook Georgiana as she read the missive, expression morphing soon into one of disgust. "This one is a diseased rabid rat. And no-matter how much one may love their pet rat, when it is rabid, it must be put down."
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