hjgklmn0ajuvxc 688 Share Posted November 4, 2013 -Posters are scattered about the lands of Anthossss- Hello! Humans, uruks and dwarves of the land. I, Ta have discovered something amazing hidden within the secrets of the Elves. Elves have Valuable material inside their very skin! The Ash elves, otherwise known as Dark elves have coal and Iron Dust inside the layers of their skin, simply grind their skin down and retrieve your prize! The wood elves, hold dust of cocoa within them. A very valuable commodity I might add. The High elves, hold GOLD real GOLD inside their skin. Grind the skin down to a dust and melt it, then you'll have pure gold. Now get out there, and get harvesting fellow adventurers! 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esterlen 4499 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Radomir is awed. 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
leave me alone 995 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Fadiq rounds up some slaves and goes Elf hunting. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demotheus 651 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Daniella, the human who has a soft spot for elves, sighs. "It's propaganda, don't listen to this nonsense. He's either insane, racist, or both. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stag 3234 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Iatrilemar continues to apply his lotion made 95% of pure gold... the other 5% being an unknown secret high elven ingredient. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demotheus 651 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Theus the dark elf sighs. "Idiots. You do realize how much more fruitful your efforts would be if you simply went and mined the stuff yourself? And when I touch things, it doesn't leave coal smudges everywhere, so why do you assume such ridiculous nonsense?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sky 0 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Tsazura sharpens her claws. "Gold you say..." 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bakerismaxamis 122 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Ausar stops, reading the poster as he laughs loudly. Reaching forward as he plucks that specific parchment from its standing. He than proceeds to tear it up into a fine blending of paper shards that scatter loosely to the ground. Turning as he wanders off with a slight grin on his face. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hjgklmn0ajuvxc 688 Author Share Posted November 4, 2013 Ausar stops, reading the poster as he laughs loudly. Reaching forward as he plucks that specific parchment from its standing. He than proceeds to tear it up into a fine blending of paper shards that scatter loosely to the ground. Turning as he wanders off with a slight grin on his face. Another 50 take its place, little Mahkoom men running around to place up more Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nefarious Aus Shitpost 891 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Ausar stops, reading the poster as he laughs loudly. Reaching forward as he plucks that specific parchment from its standing. He than proceeds to tear it up into a fine blending of paper shards that scatter loosely to the ground. Turning as he wanders off with a slight grin on his face. Bael throws a fireball at this clown. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyCoffee 516 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Notes are pinned below each of the notes Humans and Dwarves have diamonds in their skin! Orcs have emeralds! Happy hunting! 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demotheus 651 Share Posted November 4, 2013 "Human's have nothing in their skin. Damn it, you try to stick up for elves and then they come back with this ****." She scowls, trudging off. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asgeir 27 Share Posted November 4, 2013 *Odin looks at the poster, then at all of the elves surrounding him in the streets of Malinor. "You know... we might be able to kill at least five of them..." Askellad whispers from within the deepest folds of his mind, as Odin's eye turns blood red for the briefest second. *Odin studies the scene again with his one eye turning back to it's normal green shade, stroking his beard, then dismisses the idea as idiocy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
__WaterFox__ 636 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Alirya giggles as she walks away from what she wrote on one of the fliers "Now wood elves can eat themselves without too much disgust! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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