Alcohol Samples Being Given Out Fo' Free!

[Mephistophelian 977]

*As more and more people seem to pass out from the drinks, the Bearded man looks at those who have not had a drink yet and challenges them.*

"Fifty Minas to the man who can beat me in a drinking comp'tition! Eh? Who has the guts to do so?"

*dragging a table and two stools from his stall, he sets down two buckets, one next to each chair, and places two Moon brew drinks. Should you inspect closer, you shall see that the man's bucket already has some odd liquid in it. Taking out a bag of fifty Minas and counting it out, to show that he has the money, he then leans back and grins.*

"Well, it's your lucky day! I have one hundred Minas, so I might as well give ye' one hundred Minas if ye' beat me!"

((I am serious here, if you beat me, I give you the money, if anything else occurs (ie, I beat you), I shall expect you to give me the money as well!))

[Heff 2460]

Watching all the older halflings drink, Fumble goes into his backpack, pulling out a fake mustache. He walks up to the man...

"Me 'ave two p'eese!"

Bu' no competition p'eese."

He drinks two bottles of the ales (mixed) and begins to blink furiously.

"D-d-d-da' pre'y good fo' a big-hic- ale..." He turns and stubs his toe, tripping and falling into the bushes.

"Oof…"

He starts to sing... But instead passes out.

[Birdwhisperer 1174]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.