How Do Weddings Work?

[Cyndikate 2303]

Posters were pinned all over Malinor, in elegant purple, cursive handwriting asking about a wedding.

 

"I require assistance. I ask all in Malinor how to have a wedding. How do weddings work? How are they structured? What is required for a wedding? Please send a bird to "Purple" and tell me everything you know about weddings. Thank you."

[CommunistSpy 441]

Aislinn sends a reply.

 

"When a man loves a woman, and they are grown ups, they kiss each other and hold hands. If they kiss alot, the man gives the woman a ring, and they decide to get married. They ride off into the sunset and live happily ever after."

[Malaise 1570]

Aislinn's reply is stamped.

 

"Science fact."

[Gwonam_Blaze 385]

*Staring at a poster a little far from the city, Vithquar stands there, thinking to herself:

 

"Boy, I really wish I could read this!"

 

before skipping away merrily.*

[Haribo 385]

The Great High Ecclesiarch-Elect Lucien II stands there staring at the poster. Having nothing else to do he sends a reply.

 

"Contact a priest of the Church of the True Creator. They should know the proper rites for a wedding. If you have any questions just head to your local church."

[Phibbup 286]

The Great High Ecclesiarch-Elect Lucien II stands there staring at the poster. Having nothing else to do he sends a reply.

 

"Contact a priest of the Church of the True Creator. They should know the proper rites for a wedding. If you have any questions just head to your local church."

 

 

Philip wonders why the hell heading to a Human church or believing in the Human God would have any benefit to an Elf. Then again, Philip can't think due to drinking so heavily and having no capability of thought. Philip wanders off in search of a chicken to shank with a broken beer bottle.

[A Bunch of Mimics (Knyghtfalcon) 88]

Shi stares at the note, before writing a reply. 

 

"My name is Shi! I am a licensed priest! You should send a reply, because I can do the wedding for you! There is a lot of interesting things about weddings and stuff, if you want to learn more send a reply letter!"

 

Shi stares proudly, glancing down at his license to marry which he may have gotten a bit illegitimately. He doesn't seem to give a damn though, and scurries off to await the reply.

[Birdwhisperer 1174]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.