Wolf Druid Ouity 1461 Share Posted December 17, 2013 A poster hung at the Great Nations' Crossing reads as follows: Are you hungry? Tired? Thirsty? PERHAPS YOU ARE OLD AND FEEBLE. Whatever you are right now, you're bound to be one of the aforementioned things sooner or later, so why not stop by the Lion's Hearth Inn/Orphenage/Druids' Grove? Run by a vargrent army of children, we promise the very best in brews, breads, and broths. Our world renowned "Respiren's Old Fashioned Stew" Has been given numerous awards by everyone who survives an encounter with this most divine creation. Come stare at our children's art! It's adorable! Rooms start at 25 Mina's an elven week, and if we like you, that price may go down! Are you a cruel, heartless, selfish, pig? Have you found or spawned a child you do not want? Instead of the customary procedure of bashing the newborn infant's head against the rock, give it to us! We'll clothe, feed, and otherwise nurture the child that you, a disgusting waste of life, couldn't bring yourself to love! We have lots of neat plants and stuff. That's my personal favorite.A crude signpost points down the road to the old cloud temple. Not twenty meters away stands a large buildling, presumably said inn. Wolf Druid Ouity strides away from the sign, confident that his people skills had been sufficiently displayed in the advertisement. Who says he's bad at social nuances? 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overland 349 Share Posted December 17, 2013 Devon Overland approaches the sign after a trip and proceeds to read it. A strange look on his face appears as he reads though the various information on the poster. As he begins to walk off, he mutters to himself, "Well... That may be a good place to visit..." He then goes on his way. OOC: Best. Advert. Ever. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkelos 1027 Share Posted December 17, 2013 A large bloody word has been written over the advertisement, definitely Syrila's handwriting "LIAR" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salamandra 1136 Share Posted December 17, 2013 Salamandra was nonchalantly walking down the road, when he spotted Ouity's poster... Salamandra began reading Before finally giving his sign of approval. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WuHanXianShi14 0 Share Posted December 17, 2013 Art secretly hugs a tree, he looks around, sure no one saw him... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf Druid Ouity 1461 Author Share Posted December 17, 2013 Ouity, upon seeing the strange reply, does his best to scrub out the stain, admittedly, his best is not a whole lot. He then leaves the reply-"While I admit, the stew has not killed anybody YET, I remain ever hopeful." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bat Druid 140 Share Posted December 17, 2013 Oropher peers at the sign just outside the inn, before nodding several times. "Seems right." He says to himself before entering the inn. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
iris1612 1780 Share Posted December 17, 2013 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
~ Fiend ~ 611 Share Posted December 17, 2013 Isabella claps slowly. At the mention of soup killing people, she scribbles a small note in unfamiliar handwriting; "Actually, it has. Three people." She then wanders off to find Ouity and bed him for this. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdwhisperer 1174 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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