Catarrh 720 Share Posted December 18, 2013 Wargoth Malog'Ugluk furiously approaches his preferred speaking platform atop the steps to the bronze bull, battle axe in hand. The Ugluks hurry throughout Gronkkston to gather the other clans to hear the speech. Malog pounds the haft of his axe against the stone platform as he begins to speak. "Bruddahz agh ziztahz! Da Teutunz en der ENDLUZZ ARUGUNZE hab begun buldun ub nurth en an atempt tu zteel OWR landz ad Furt Greywyn! Diz inzult -- diz OWTRAYJ -- wull NUB bi toluraytud!!! Da urukz wull NUB bi rawb'd! Wi wull TAYK bak wub am ryghtfulleh owrz! Wi wull gu tu da Nurth agh kruzh dem bineeth owr feet! Wi wull eet der flezh, drink der bluud agh zuk da marruw frum der bunez! Der naym zhall bikum a mawkureh en da ztriitz, agh der dezulayzhun zhall bi a murmur'd rumur en da gaytz ob ebreh goi! Dey wull bi mayd tu bi a exampul bifur AWL da wurld dat NUBAZH mey ztand agaynzt da bub'hozhnezz ob da kubz ob myghteh Krug! Zu, prepayr, bruddahz agh ziztahz! Rayz da luzk! Zownd da drumz! Onur Krug! Agh led uz marzch tu tayk bak WUB AM OWRZ!!! Glazog Votar!!!" Malog lets out a terrific roar as he raises his axe proudly. ((Translation: "Brothers and sisters! The Teutons in their ENDLESS ARROGANCE have begun building up north in an attempt to steal OUR lands at Fort Greywyn! This insult -- this OUTRAGE -- will NOT be tolerated!!! The orcs will NOT be robbed! We will TAKE back what is rightfully ours! We will go to the North and crush them beneath our feet! We will eat their flesh, drink their blood and suck the marrow from their bones! Their name shall become a mockery in the streets, and their desolation shall be a murmured rumor in the gates of every city! They will be made to be an example before ALL the world that NO ONE may stand against the greatness of the children of mighty Krug! So, prepare brothers and sisters! Raise the axe! Sound the drums! Honor Krug! And let us march to take back WHAT IS OURS!!! Glazog Votar!!!" Malog lets out a terrific roar as he raises his axe proudly.)) ((So, we're going to war against the Teutons to retake some land of ours up north. It'll be Saturday at 6pm EST. Try to be ready in Gronkkston by around 5:30pm EST. No brews, no golden apples, no enchanted weapons. Obviously, any sort of hacking will get you banned. We need as many orcs as possible for this! We will also be trying to gather allies to help us in the battle. So, get ready.)) 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
๖ۣۜ§osa (E.G.I.E.) 520 Share Posted December 18, 2013 Stomps on the ground and raises his warhammer high into the air,- letting out a vicious, blood curdling war cry. "fo' Krug! 'Da Uglukz wull git der land an da furt!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmik 220 Share Posted December 18, 2013 Tu'Pok'Ugluk stands in the crowd, furiously beating the flat of his waraxe against his chestplate and roaring his approval. The time for righteous bloodshed is nigh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catarrh 720 Author Share Posted December 18, 2013 (edited) Just realized I misspelled retribution xD Edited December 18, 2013 by Catarrh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cleaning Crew 571 Share Posted December 18, 2013 Just realized I misspelled retribution xD ((You can always edit your post.)) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knox213 10 Share Posted December 18, 2013 ((I am confused since Greywnn is exactly the same as it was like, two weeks ago lol, nothing has actually been built there so a battle there is pointless.)) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lago 2572 Share Posted December 18, 2013 ((It belonged to the orcs after the Scourge were "evicted", if somebody's nicked it (the post implies the Teutonic Order have 'reclaimed' it) the orcs want it back.)) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToenailTickler 290 Share Posted December 18, 2013 ((Also! To note, yes both sides can bring allies, no brainier, but just wanted to clarify)) Bubbub puts on his battle shades, and party hat version 5000 preparing for battle. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
_krug_ 247 Share Posted December 18, 2013 Glumpuz readies his 'war wig', making the ear piercing noise that is an orc attempting to whistle. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
VonAulus 2082 Share Posted December 18, 2013 :Glazog Voltar! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space 2335 Share Posted December 18, 2013 (( Sure something earlier wouldn't be better for the European people? Like, even 4? Or maybe 2? )) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
VonAulus 2082 Share Posted December 18, 2013 (( Sure something earlier wouldn't be better for the European people? Like, even 4? Or maybe 2? )) ((Teutons requested this time because of Aussies. Sorry.)) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolly 119 Share Posted December 18, 2013 ((Lol thanks for adding the translation after I spend 20 minutes deciphering your blah :P )) Furious stomping and throaty roars can be heard as Thunk'Ugluk makes his approval known. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
_pok_ 1768 Share Posted December 18, 2013 rolls over in grave, is probably splattered all over grave with amount of rolling done lately 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
comanderbly^ 499 Share Posted December 18, 2013 Roderick Krawfyod raises his scimitar and parties "Am going to make help of orcski friends!" 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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