A Fearful Letter In The Icey North

[Heff 2460]

No hobbit being brave enough to enter the icey wasteland, a small, jolly looking bird flies over the ice wall, a single letter in hand. The bird flies and flies and flies, before it loses its breath to take a rest... laying in the snow its bread red feathers quite visible to the inhabitants of the north it takes up a pipe and begins to smoke. As the bird dozes off from its long journey, its pipe in its mouth, the letter sits in the snow, frost on its edges. On it is one word: TO THE SCOURGE. The letter, if opened reveals green writing, written as if the writer itself was shaking in fear as he wrote it.

D-d-dear... Black Hearted Uns.

You are inv-invited to a jolly party. It would be great for y-you to attend. There will be shogging and a g-great many other th-things for you to... enjoy? Please come and relax with us by the lake and enjoy a break of warring with the hobbits of Summerset Shire. I'm sure y-you are quite fond of us... since y-you cut most of us down to the size of ants. 

​Sincerely, 

Fumble Willowbottom

P.S Please don't bring y-your magics unless they are for show... and p-please drop weapons off to the Sheriff upon arrival.

 

 

OOC:

The date will be this Friday at 8 PM Est. If you cannot make this date or wish to have it changed for any reason please shoot me a pm... we wish to have as many people as possible at this grand ole time. Also if you used to have a halfling and have gone inactive on him/her or even has died you are encouraged to bring them back/play their ghost/ or make a 1-day alt to enjoy the fun! 

P.S: Plez don't hurt us 

[Shadeleaf 1021]

 

Thinks one Harbinger, plans of moderately unmalicious intent forming through the hive mind...

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*Days later crates of fabric and suits of all sorts, fitting for halfings are left  sitting deep in the north, Creator only could guess what the corrupted party animals were up to*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=gg8Gp_KoU6Q

[Aengoth 2890]

((Haha, this is great.))

[Pinsir99 526]

Swimmy somehow receives a copy of the letter. He eats it. Evil fish get hungry.

[Rustyjusty123 7]

[Heff 2460]

The halfligns prepare all their partying power to battle the Harbringers in a dance off.