Heff 2460 Share Posted January 17, 2014 Letters are posted around the Cloud Temple... each a copy of the ones sent to the various races of Anthos: To the Bigguns:DEAR BIGGUNS,You are invited to enjoy yourself and take a break from your ongoing bickering at HALFLING-FEST. All are invited to come and enjoy a pipe and an ale! Unleash your inner hobbit with numerous fun games and contests... dancing and ale are included of course! Please leave weapons and armor with the Sherrif upon arrival. Wish to open a stall and sell yer items? Contact one of the halflings who are roaming around yer city right now! Remember there isn't any party like a halfling party~ To The Pointy Ears:Dear Pointy Eared Bigguns,You are invited to the biggest party of your lifetime. HALFLING-FEST. There you can enjoy the way of life that the smallest race on Anthos has, shogging, boat racing, and numerous other pastimes will be present. It will be grand old time in Summerset Shire, take a break from war and bickering and sit back and smoke a pipe. If you wish to open a stall for the event please send a letter to Fumble Willowbottom. If you 'ave any questions to contact Fumble as well. All are invited, it does not matter rank, job, or race. May you come, party hard, and leave with your inner halfling unleashed. To The Greenskins:DEAR ORCSES AN' GOBOS,YOU ARE INVITED TO HAFLING-FEST! THE GRANDEST PARTY OF ALL TIME. HERE YOU CAN ENJOY GAMES AND COMPETITIONS SUCH AS ALE DRINKING AND HOW FAR CAN YOU PUNT BOLO! PLEASE DROP ANY WEAPONS OR ANGER ISSUES OFF WITH THE SHERRIF UPON ARRIVAL AND ENJOY YOURSELF WITH SOME LAMB AND PIG.Halfling will not be served at the feast. To The Short But Slightly Tall Uns:DEAR DWARVES,YOU ARE INVITED TO THE GRANDEST PARTY OF ALL! HALFLING-FEST. A PARTY IS BEING HELD IN THE HALFLING SHIRE, WHERE NUMEROUS GAMES AND CONTESTS SUCH AS DRINKING COMPETITIONS WILL BE HELD. WANT TO SELL YOUR WARES? CONTACT ONE OF THE HALFLINGS WITHIN YOUR CITY ABOUT THE PARTY AND ASK THEM! COME AND UNLEASH YER INNER HALFLIN' ! Hobbits are not responsible for dwarves passing out due to strong halfling ale. To The Furries:DEAR KHA',YOU ARE INVITED TO A GRAND PARTY IN THE SUMMERSET SHIRE. THE PARTY, HALFLING-FEST, WILL HOLD MANY GAMES AND TRIALS. ONE FITTING OF YOUR KIND WOULD BE THAT OF TREE-RUNNING IN OUR GREAT FORESTS. IF YOU WISH TO OPEN A STALL OR SHOP IN THE FESTIVAL CONTACT THE HOBBIT THAT GAVE YOU THIS LETTER. ((The date of the event has been changed to Saturday at 8 PM est. All terms still apply and you are still encouraged to make a 1 day alt halfling if you wish, or play a previously played halfling))A small note is attached to east poster. ALL WEAPONS ARE TO BE GIVEN TO THE SHERRIF UPON ARRIVAL. THAT MEANS YA ORCSES,DWARVES,ELVES,KHA, AND HUMANS. AND YA BLACKS TOO... even though we knows ya jus' gonna bring ya smooth dancing skills!To The Cloud Monkeys: Dear Cloud Monkeys, Could ya please put a protective barrier around our Shire for the festival. Sincerely, Fumble Edit: Blacks translates to Black Scourge any child reading this post would know Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt011011 166 Share Posted January 17, 2014 AND YA BLACKS TOO... even though we knows ya jus' gonna bring ya smooth dancing skills! ((Racist....)) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elad™ 560 Share Posted January 17, 2014 AND YA BLACKS TOO... even though we knows ya jus' gonna bring ya smooth dancing skills! thinks Haadi Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Free The Hobbits 859 Share Posted January 17, 2014 Guys, remember the date is being changed to saturday, same time Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lita 677 Share Posted January 17, 2014 A formal letter is prepared and issued in response to the request of the monks, sealed with golden wax. Upon reading, it would state such: "Dearest Halflings, Although we desire to assist you in matters of peace, we cannot simply place a barrier around your shire. The aura of the Triumvirate is under their jurisdiction, and not ours. We do hope you will understand. Sincerely, Monk Lucian Evermist Goldmoon, Abbot of the Order of Wilven Adonan" 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaiser 2347 Share Posted January 17, 2014 To The Furries: ((Lost my ****)) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Free The Hobbits 859 Share Posted January 17, 2014 *Monk Bolo signs his name to the letter from Lucian* P.S. I'll be there! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heff 2460 Author Share Posted January 17, 2014 ((THE TIME HAS BEEN CHANGED TO 9 PM EST)) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heff 2460 Author Share Posted January 17, 2014 ((THE TIME HAS BEEN CHANGED BACK TO 8 AS I AM AN IDIOT)) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdwhisperer 1174 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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