Selling A Cart O' Emerald

[lukejes 55]

*A dwarf stands in the center of a crowd*

"Today Ah beh sellin' a cart load o' emerald. 60 blocks teh beh exact! The biddin' will beh 10 minas or more if ya will. Now, enough talkin', let teh biddin' begin!"

((This auction will last for one more day.))

[SodaiKamikaze 652]

"Un'undred minas!" Dared yells, eager to start the bidding.

[lukejes 55]

"An 'undred minas? Tis is a cart o' emeralds! Do ah 'ear a 1000?"

[kido122 23]

"I'll go to 200!"

[SodaiKamikaze 652]

"211!" He yells out.

[lukejes 55]

"Ya can do better t'en t'at!" the dwarf calls out.

[kido122 23]

"Fine, fine, 300!"

[CommunistSpy 441]

1000

[SodaiKamikaze 652]

Dared sheds a tear from his single eye. "Ain' gunna bid anemore... Tae expensive."

[CommunistSpy 441]

Have I won yet?

[lukejes 55]

"Teh auction will last a bit longer yet!"

((The auction will last for another day if that's alright.))

[kido122 23]

"1001!"

[lukejes 55]

"Ah cannot count t'at, 10 minas per bid sir."

[lukejes 55]

"Congratulations to teh person in the back wit' one t'ousand minas! Your emeralds will beh delivered shortleh. Teh auction 'as officially come to an end."

[Birdwhisperer 1174]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.