Heff 2460 Share Posted June 30, 2014 - the posters are torn down- Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt011011 166 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Milo Herbwallow stands by the notice board, handing out fliers to those who pass by. The fliers read: "Vote for Rupert Herbwallow! A vote for Rupert will earn ye a better burrow! He invented the firesparks we love so dearly, co-invented the game of shogs we all play, and co-invented the cigars which would once again return to our village for our enjoyment if he were to be elected! Why would we not vote for him!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heff 2460 Author Share Posted June 30, 2014 DONT VOTE FOR RUPERT. HE DOESNT EVEN LIVE IN IVYBEND? HE IS SURE TO DIE OFF AFTER BEING ELECTED. HE ONCE TRIED TO LIGHT A PROTESTOR ON FIRE WHILE HE WAS ON THE KNOX STATUE. HE HASN'T DWELLED IN HALFLING CULTURE FOR LONG SINCE THE DAYS OF ANTHOS! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iosif 72 Share Posted June 30, 2014 ((Remove the poll. We will vote in the comments so we know that only hobbits can vote. Please include your IC name and IGN with your vote.)) Thimble casts his vote, for himself of course. He then returns to guarding the voting box. FORM MC NAME: MushyNinja RP NAME: Thimble Clearwater AGE: 47 ARE YOU A HALFLING: Better, a Hobbit CANIDATE: The extremely handsome Thimble. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valon (Yokey) 168 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Yokey is angry. He deserves mayor. A podium is setup and Yokey invites everyone. "Ivybend. The home of the halflings. Our home. In recent yea's we've seen much change. The halflin's need some'n ta protect their home. No matter where. A strong, inderpendernt leadah. And that thar is why I, Yokorneius Barbashi Fatroot, General in the War on Castle Von Halflingstine, bringer of the Harvest, drinker of booze, and incredibler gambleh, am hereby announcing my canditancity, er whatevah, fer mayor." The one homeless human that showed up claps. Yokey Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt011011 166 Share Posted June 30, 2014 FORM MC NAME: Matt011011 RP NAME: Milo Herbwallow AGE: 111 ARE YOU A HALFLING: Better, A hobbit. CANIDATE: Rupert Herbwallow Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaCabra (Soda) 1519 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Milo Herbwallow stands by the notice board, handing out fliers to those who pass by. The fliers read: "Vote for Rupert Herbwallow! He invented the firesparks we love so dearly, co-invented the game of shogs we all play, and co-invented the cigars which would once again return to our village for our enjoyment if he were to be elected! Why would we not vote for him!" Bili Hollowmead sits inside a canoe made of clouds over the Vale, a smile on his face. While no one is around, he flies his cloud canoe down and reads the election papers. Suddenly his canoe turns a dark, sinister gray, and lightning booms down from it. Yelling at the top of his lungs, "INVENTED THE FIRESPARKS, 'E DID? OF ALL ME ACCOMPLISHMEN'S IN TOWN, AN' THEY CAN' REMEMBER ME COLOURED FIREBOMBS!" Angry, he rows up into the sky and his canoe boat rains down on the town for the rest of the day. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heff 2460 Author Share Posted June 30, 2014 MC NAME: ryanheff74 RP NAME: Fumble F. Willowbottom AGE: 34 ARE YOU A HALFLING: Yes CANIDATE: Thimble Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Free The Hobbits 859 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmack1028 549 Share Posted June 30, 2014 FORM MC NAME: cmack1028 RP NAME: Rupert Herbwallow AGE: 94 ARE YOU A HALFLING: Of course! CANIDATE: Rupert Herbwallow Rupert sits atop the notice board, shouting to all who will hear him. "Vote Rupert fer mayor! A loyal, fun-lovin' Halflin' of the Vale in Asulon must run Ivybend! He was Bili's bes' friend! Proud inventor of the firespark, smoker of cigars, worshiper of the Pumpkin God an' award-winning pyrotechnic, he shall lead th' Halflin's into a golden age of fun and prosperi'y!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heff 2460 Author Share Posted June 30, 2014 A cricket chirps after Rupert's speech. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt011011 166 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Milo claps after Rupert's speech, glancing up into the trees around him, winking, as dozens of birds begin to chirp happily and critters from all around emerge and begin to chitter in applause. "Even the animals o' the village want Rupert! Mus' be a sign from the pump'in lord that he wants n' ol'er 'obbit for mayor!" he shouts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 10 Share Posted June 30, 2014 MC Name: zach211w RP Name: Garmel Fitzgibbon Age: 29 Are you a Halfling: Nuh duh. Canidate: Rupert Herbwallow Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt011011 166 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Pat's Garmel on the back, smiling "Ye jus' earned yeself a better burrow, m'friend!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heff 2460 Author Share Posted June 30, 2014 Halfling politics, the most ruthless in the land. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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