Mot'z Thunder Slave Ssshopin!

[Man of Respect 5471]

ZNAAAAAAGA!

Translated to common for the sake of yeh doge

A few fliers are around on almost all known places, be it inside high elves walls, be it a small village of farmers.

 

Business !

Business !

Business !

Who dislikes slaves?

My slaves are /the/ best

My slaves work good

My slaves get screwed if disrespect

10% discount if bought by orke!

99.99% chance of death if yeh come to save yeh princess!

Come to me shop, me shop is good, me shop is super.

60% safe

100% beliv on me

 

First, you offer bid for slave

Two, you have five minutes to claim reward

You no bid less than 50 minas on another bid. 50 or more.

Minium bid is given, you bid, wait three minutes, other bid can be made ontop of this one.

Come to the cloud temple, give me ur minaz, u follow me loyal biggun.

U get slave, 96% chance. Shot in sight if lying.

Bring no armor. Mot waits for you.

SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAVES BUY THEM BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!

ONE SLAVE IN STOCK!

NO MORE SLAVE FOR NOW U TOO SLOW

[HuskyPuppy 255]

A random elf gets extremely hyped up for the slave only to frown at the fact there are no slaves on sale, such a sad day for that random elf.

[Man of Respect 5471]

The gobo will definitely get the slave for the elf.

[Dmajikes 46]

Duz Dur get da kut ob da prihce? He be yur hehlpa!

[Man of Respect 5471]

Duz Dur get da kut ob da prihce? He be yur hehlpa!

 

49%.

[Dmajikes 46]

49%.

49.999999999999 percent and you have a deal

[Man of Respect 5471]

One slave in stock, buy HER quickly!

SLAVE RELEASED!

[Bat Druid 140]

A cloaked figure, wearing a hood leaves a note next to one of the fliers. It would read as follows...

 

"50 minas."

 

The figure promptly leaves, going to slip out of sight.

[Birdwhisperer 1174]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.