A Letter For The King

[Heff 2460]

*A letter in simple handwritin arrives at the capital of Aesterwald, addresed to the leader... it appears the halfling elder who was charged to scribe the letter could not decide on how to spell the foreign title of the king*

Dear Konk Kork Konuk Kognut Konug? Konig?

It has come to the attention of the Three Elders of Gimblewood,that a letter was sent to our village inquiring for aid in the conflict with Akum Vokia Akok Akon Akovia. 

After much debate among us and our sherrif, as well as the opinions of our fellow kin, we extend an invitation to the... I won't attempt at spelling the leader thing again... and any of his retinue crew squad mates friends acquantices  advisors or diplomats of choice, to come to our quaint village across the Kipwater River.  We dare not venture out of our hills ourselves, the world is a dangerous place especially for something as boring important as a meeting of leaders! So please, return our letter, on when a suitable time would be for the meeting in Gimblewood to discuss our terms of aid, if any.

Signed Elders,

Amell Maplehook

Lotho Pondtobble

And Fumble Willowbottom

And Their Insignifigant  Most Important Sherrif, 

Petrus Frondor

Your Letter can Be Addresed To The Following Burrows:

 

-2 Dunwood Drive

-4 Branborough Boulevard

-4 Shire Street

-3 Shire Street

(Just PM me to discuss a time)

 

*The Seal of The Village of Gimblewood is stamped*

 

            

[seannie 7443]

Richard shudders in fear, muttering the word, "powerful". 

[Travista 1361]

"Wi shalh shurli flat duh Akoviunz wif deez stronk warriurz ohn awr zide!" Shreck'Dom says sarcastically

 

(( <3 ))

[Dreek 1633]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.