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The Ground Quakes Upon His Return

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The land around whatever the name of the dwarf town is rumbles more and more each step as an abnormally large dwarf enters the city. His body is covered with orange fuzzy hair and a very long beard that brings all the boys to the yard. The fatty burps and then starts yelling.

 

"'ELLO LADS, AH'M BAAAAAACK!!!!" Skippy Irongut shouts at all the fresh dwarf lads.

 

A gentle fart is released from Skippy's butt as the dust settles.

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*Vulkin Looks at Skippy and begins scratching his beard watching him as he shouts and stomps around. As Vulkin starts to try and take a drink of his ale he hears skippy fart causing him to spit out his ale and begins to cough really hard while trying not to laugh real hard before finally being able to speak*

"Teh hell ye trying tuh do lad, kill meh? Ye totally caught meh off guard there. Oi will say though ye are eh funny bastard as usual. Welcome back!" *Says Vulkin as he wipes his beard off from the ale he spit out while trying to not laugh anymore*

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Smiles "Skippeh dun leave dis toime ma kin"

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Moved to the Archive. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.

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