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[!] The pamphlet's fabric would be one of vanity, it's edges silky smooth; one without fault. It's sides would be adorned with a intricately beautiful floral design. In between such wondrous sights, would be it's content; the words inked, and fashioned in carefully hand-printed words. These pamphlets would be promptly distributed, amidst all who currently reside in Felsen.

 

" Upon the callous, and weary state of our now only beautified city; has it’s presence been tainted, and ravaged by those unqualified to enter our borders. Illegal immigrants are a daily problem, they plague our cities, they attempt premarital procreational activities with our wives, they have their gnarly hands upon our glorious Oren capital, personally, I Manuel Jose Rodruigez Del Castillo shan't stand for such a debauchery upon our great society. What is the solution, you ask? How can I prevent my wife’s purity fiddled, and diddled by these unworthy foes, I ask you; Manuel Jose Rodruigez Del Castillo, what can a humble servant of Felsen do, to stop such atrocities? The answer is one of physical prowess, both physical, and of mental requirement. Build a wall; this wall shall, with it’s high-quality carved Oren rock. Defend our people, defend the innocent eyes of our children, defend the city in which our kin’s brothers, and sister’s sweat were drenched with. Fret not if you are a supporter, fret even not more so if you all are supporters. I, the great Manuel Jose Rodruigez Del Castillo, shall defend this city’s pride, it’s chastity, it’s innocence, and most of all. It’s people."

 

-Signed Manuel Jose Rodruigez Del Castillo and Pablo

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"But I get a free pen, when I vote for Mylas!" A random citzen would call up

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2 hours ago, Rudi_ said:

"But I get a free pen, when I vote for Mylas!" A random citzen would call up

'You also get cucked by Khas." The non-immigrant would say.

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*Alifer Amice would nod at the pamphlets and grin*

 

"Vile immigrants, elves should go home! Lest we forget the murder of the previous king of Oren!" 

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22 hours ago, Nathan_Barnett36 said:

"Vile disgusting creature!" Ivan says before voting for Mylas.

 

"Ivan doesn't sound very Orenian. Are you an immigrant? Are you trying to cover up?" Manuel would say if he knew Ivan's name.

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21 hours ago, Rudi_ said:

"But I get a free pen, when I vote for Mylas!" A random citzen would call up

 

"Godfrey Horen didn't sacrifice his Empire for a free pen."

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1 hour ago, Vege said:

 

"Ivan doesn't sound very Orenian. Are you an immigrant? Are you trying to cover up?" Manuel would say if he knew Ivan's name.

"Call me an immigrant again and you won't be running for major,ts you'd be running from hell!" he shou

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Moved to the Archive. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.

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