Aengoth 2890 Share Posted June 14, 2016 *A hastily made poster populates the lands penned by Aengoth the Senile* Debauchery A corrupt endeavor often sought by many of the knife eared variety. I assure you however that due to my many years of fondling rocks in a cave I come to you as the best candidate you see today among these bandit rabble and turnip farmers. I'll have you know I've lived a very long time and have pleasured many a rock with a occasional few women here and there. Why is this important you may ask? Well I shall let you know, for I am in truth the Classic Grandfather of Jack Rovin for I slept with his grandmother on numerous scandalous events. From my loins came the great House Rovin centuries ago. As this is such I now then do press Decimus Rovin's rightful claim upon Vandoria and do seize it for my own. The spirit of my bastard grandchild ride with me in this endeavor and we shall see the distraught peasantry of Vandoria once again safely upon the melon farms working away. I recognize neither of my opponents as suitable opponents to my claim. The Wicked Magister smells of turnips and Wicked Kaneen looks like a squash. With Vandoria in my hands the Empire will remain ever stronger as we stomp the hunnic invaders who seek to bastardize our lands like the barbarians they are. Accept Aengoth as your Lord and savior for I shall make Vandoria great again. Ave Aengoth "the Hedonist" Ave Horen Ave Oren 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WuHanXianShi14 0 Share Posted June 14, 2016 God-King Enepay, Rightful Emperor of the Sovereign Enclave of Enepaycia continues to fight for his freedom from his bourgoisie oppressors. He owes no alliegance to the crowns of the Vandalore and the Caliph. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aengoth 2890 Author Share Posted June 14, 2016 2 minutes ago, 吳憾戰士14 said: God-King Enepay, Rightful Emperor of the Sovereign Enclave of Enepaycia continues to fight for his freedom from his bourgoisie oppressors. He owes no alliegance to the crowns of the Vandalore and the Caliph. The sheep herders will submit to my reign or so they will be buried alive under the wool of the flock they shelter. -Aengoth the Hedonist, rightful ruler of Vandoria Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WuHanXianShi14 0 Share Posted June 14, 2016 The sheep man takes to the hills, mounting geurilla attacks on the imperialists and cursing the gods of the flock of those hedonist oppressors in their ivory towers, scoffing at the plight of the common goat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elad™ 560 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Moved to the Archive. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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