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Abrielle, in the far north, hears about beet roots killing a mass amount of elves and begins the biggest beetroot farm the world could ever. She hoped they would grow tall and destroy the loud mouthed, pointy eared, elf people of Axios.

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Sarrion wishes he thought of this idea a long time ago, damn that foolish knight.

 

"He has a good taste in music though."

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Update: The event line has concluded with the detonation of a thermonuclear beetroot bomb in Johannesburg.

 

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Gourmet Viktor's points on beetroots and bandits

 

1). If a beetroot bandit approaches you with said beetroot, you eat it from his hand, tell him it tastes good. This should satisfy him seeing someone appreciates his work.

2). You draw blade, chopping those beets up for a nice side dish. This will leave him powerless and ruined seeing you destroyed his life farming work.

3). You tell them to rightly move along and sale their fine items somewhere else. Or you just shank them on the spot. This will effectively kill him and mean he will cause no more harm.

 

If you need anymore tips just contact Viktor Kovachev in Turov, Kingdom of Hanseti-Ruska. Goodnight.

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1 hour ago, TeaLulu said:

A former hobo comments upon hearing of the news.

"Well, it's about time the Dominion was...... debeeted."

 

She giggles maniacally before someone smacks her upside the head. Probably a halfling.

 

The Halfling would do no such thing! Mostly because he can't reach. 

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Theodora would be worried for Chambery's safety. "We're right next door. Will they come for us next?" She bolts the door shut.

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