A Stirring in the East

[AGP 3169]

 

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11th of First Seed, 1585

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The great Mali'ame culture has come to a crushing end... not at the hands of Orcish hordes nor Imperial blades, but with a thunderous avalanche of beetroots. The ruins of Linandria smoldering behind him, the Beetroot Bandit summons an army of beetroot minions with eldritch magic and marches on Johannesburg. Meanwhile, loyal insurgents prepare the detonation of a thermonuclear beetroot bomb in the sewers of the capital. The now infamous armor-clad vegetable vigilante utters one final phrase before the assault, "I'm coming for you next, Oren."

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[WuHanXianShi14 0]

The high prince's body twitches under a pile of beetroots

[Cave_Creature 467]

A lone elf scours the ashes, broken hands sifting through brittle rubble and burning cinders, searching for something to rebuild with. 'Father,' the elf pleads aloud, 'deliver us...' Bitter tears clean ash from cheeks coated in dust.

[AGP 3169]

"The age of men is over. The time of the beetroot has come."

[KeatonUnbeaten 1103]

The mali'fenn snigger in their castle fennedly.

[winterblood 11181]

A high elf works alone within her lab, finely dicing up a slender root.  "Beets, beets, beets," she murmured, a small tune hinted in her voice.  The knife in her hand continued to slice the pale root, a faint sloo-cht coming from it every time it slid through the herb. "Good to eats," said the elf, quietly. "Beets, beets, beets.  Good for feets."

[Slothtastic 761]

((Is this for real?

[AGP 3169]

Just now, Slothtastic said:

((Is this for real?

(( Yes this is an LT approved event line

[BonesOfTheEarth 2252]

Lefkos laughs, taking a bite from a raw beetroot.

[Slothtastic 761]

((You're not shitting me, this is actually serious?

[AGP 3169]

Just now, Slothtastic said:

((You're not shitting me, this is actually serious?

(( Yes everything describe in the Rp post is taking place in actual Rp as we speak

[Swgrclan 2682]

[[ I confirm this as an LT-approved transpiration. 

[Guest]

Beat-roofs engulf and suffocate the denizens of Haelunor. 

[Harri 4815]

((As a GM manager, I can confirm that this is all very serious. I just RP'd with the beetroot bandit earlier.

[TeaLulu 1783]

A former hobo comments upon hearing of the news.

"Well, it's about time the Dominion was...... debeeted."

 

She giggles maniacally before someone smacks her upside the head. Probably a halfling.