colovian fur 8360 Share Posted November 25, 2016 "MAMA CALABREENI I DID IT!" Pasquale Calabreeni, the shorter, brighter, and skinnier little brother to Joseppi. In a single day, the man had made it from a street peddler and performer to Imperial Aid to the Emperor himself. From rags to riches, in the most literal sense. All it took was an Illatian spirit to pitch the following to Emperor Philip Frederick I: Diversity Quota Requirements for having an Illatian on Staff, tax cuts! I can speak proper, not just Illatian slang such as 'mama mia' or 'pizza pie'. Were the need to arise, I can act as a proper Illatian Ambassador. No more bozos! This is more than enough compensation for the death of Joseppi Calabreeni He was happy as can be, a jobs a job after all. No migrant Elf was taking this one from him through outsourcing, as far as Pasquale knew, he was doing it for free! He even got keys to the Palace. His first task? To secure ten alcoholic beverages for pure Imperial business. This was an easy task, Pasquale spent most of his money at the bars anyway. With one task complete, more surely were to come. For an Imperial Aid's duty never rests. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Mmmrmmm... Bozos gonna get BUSTED. I'm hungry." Joseppi Calabreeni, the shambling, putrid, and dead brother to Pasquale. In a single day, the man had made it from the Seven Skies to terrorizing the streets of Johannesberg. From flesh to death, in the most literal sense. All it took was necrotic magic. However, few could state if Joseppi really had died in the first place. Various sightings and stories emerged around the city of him still very much walking around, despite the supposed death. He was more along the lines of an urban legend, now more than ever. An artists rendition of the supposed "Joseppbeast" could be seen below. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imam Faiz Kharadeen 3167 Share Posted November 25, 2016 Allahu akbar Just now, Imam Faiz Kharadeen said: Allahu akbar Just now, Imam Faiz Kharadeen said: Allahu akbar Just now, Imam Faiz Kharadeen said: Allahu akbar Just now, Imam Faiz Kharadeen said: Allahu akbar Just now, Imam Faiz Kharadeen said: Allahu akbar Just now, Imam Faiz Kharadeen said: Allahu akbar Just now, Imam Faiz Kharadeen said: Allahu akbar Just now, Imam Faiz Kharadeen said: Allahu akbar Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jygg 330 Share Posted November 25, 2016 A certain Ghoul enjoyed munching on halflings with Joseppi. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
problematic z 477 Share Posted November 25, 2016 "fuckin wogs" says a man Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt_Noobman 1954 Share Posted November 25, 2016 calabreeni put away the noose Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KBR 2046 Share Posted November 25, 2016 An ashen being looks at his perfect creation with a smirk Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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