[Updated] Shade Guide

[Fitermon 668]

Shade Guide Volume IV: The Updated Guide to Tentacles & You

 

Step 1: Become Tsu's baby, Tahmas's baby, or Wytchlings' baby.

Step 2: Study PTSD and schizophrenia.

Step 3: Change aura color to black.

Step 4: Bags under eyes, totally in style for all the shades.

Step 5: Cheat on your wife who was cucking you anyways, blame the shade.

Step 6: Get lessons.

Step 7: Use those tentacles on Skype.

Step 8: Get rekt by holy mages.

Step 9: Metagame who killed you, hire non-spooks to kill them.

Step 10: Scream edgy quotes as you're in fights.

Step 11: Try to become a Daeva.

Step 12: Suck Tahmas' and Tsu's ****s.

Step 13: Give up, praise Jax.

Step 14: Find Kal'Varak.

Step 15: Go inside.

Step 16: ???.

Step 17: Profit.

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