Goodbye February

[hudsun202 233]

So folks it's currently March 1st as of writing this, and here I am doing my monthly analysis of each month on lotc, so let's begin.

 

Our first thing to talk about that has basically been the biggest thing in lotc's history since....honestly has there been anything bigger than this? (My ****)

 

The BlackListed 

 

So either I didn't really do my research because honestly, I believe I know quite a mouthful about the whole blacklisting thing, basically, some douches from Mojang saw our whole Crown system thing, and saw that it was breaking the EULA apparently, blah blah blah they got triggered by the wood texture on the store page, and some stuff about soul binding, honestly if you want the full concept as to what the actual **** I'm talking about go to this link: https://www.lordofthecraft.net/forums/topic/156641-updated-feb-16-blacklist-update/

but for those who don't want to read about it all, or your short on brain cells, basically Mojang peeps saw some stuff on the server forums and I guess the server in general and they felt it was breaking the EULA, so we became blacklisted, we lost our voting so now that leaves a lot of those voting slaves in poverty. But don't fear folks, this isn't the end of lotc not by a long shot (believe me, as long as there is a hell this server will be up no matter what we do), the server is still up.

 

The start of new staff openings!

 

So you heard it, there are now open staff positions most popular among all the Game Moderator job, if you think you've got what it takes to maybe make a difference and actually do the work of pretty much half of the GM team, then feel free to apply, but be aware that there are nerds out there who seek to only break your application down into smithereens. If you want my advice on getting the GM app, try to keep a good reputation with the community, unlike me where if I so much as try to apply for even the shittiest staff positions *cough cough* AT, you may as well not even try because at the end of the day most decisions are made just by the way folks see you and how they comment on how they think about you even being a certain staff position, if you feel as if you don't think you'll make it don't feel bad kiddo, a lot of folks get denied just because of they're past and it's alright just look at denial as an opportunity to improve on your mistakes, don't be a ****** or an absolute **** memer, be something people can look to and say "Oh hey it's (whatever the hell your name is), he's a cool (insert gender or whatever you people sexually identify yourself as)", And not have folks say stuff like this "Aw crap it's that (insert mean name), he's the most degenerate person around this joint, hey homes what say you and me go pop this ******'s ass", and before you start saying that I'm racist, do realize I'm not a gringo, I'm a full on Hispanic bastard, who's only intention is to see this world burn.

 

Anyways folks that's pretty much all I've got to talk about, oh what's that? We (Honestly it's just me) need something for the viewers to think about? A quote of the day? Do we have the money for that? 

This just in! We've now got a quote of the month, that way you've got something to echo in your mind as you enjoy March, how splendid is that? 

 

Quote of the month:

Happy people don't always have the best, they just make the most of what they have.

 

Anyways once more, this is all I've got to report on, let's see what March brings to the table, or what it drags in, whatever March does let's hope for the best, and if the server goes to hell, I call dibs on suing Lotc for misleading adverts like this

You people make me sick to even call myself a tumor.

 

Happy roleplaying everyone!

 

(Also if you're offended by this post, please privately message me on why it is offending you, and how we can resolve this issue, rather than getting your pocket FM and just having this post deleted, least let me inform the folks under a rock for christ sakes!)

 

 

[Destroyer_Bravo 1054]

im offended at ur use of proprietary artwork!!!!

[Balthasar 2497]

may february rest in peace

[MrMineLoveDude 299]

Awesome overview!

[Vaynth 3005]

Moved to The Great Library. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.

 

If you feel this is a mistake, please contact myself or any FM and we'll restore it.