The Grand Senate

[CheekyNolan 5420]

Politician:  Mike 'if you like men the dial goes to ten' Pence

Do you swear to obey every order given by your commander?: Only if his name's Trump

Do you swear to kill any and every Zootopian you see?: Yes, with shockingly good results

Take the Oath of the Senate: Hoo-rah

 

 

 

I, Mike 'if you stroke the cock you get a shock' Pence, hereby declare, on oath, that I absolutely and entirely renounce and abjure all allegiance and fidelity to any foreign prince, potentate, state, or sovereignty of whom or which I have heretofore been a subject or citizen; that I will support and defend the Ideals and Orders of the Grand House and Senate of American Politicians against all enemies, foreign and domestic, especially Zootopians; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I will bear arms on behalf of the Grand House and Senate when required by the law; that I will perform noncombatant service in the Grand House and Senate when required by my superiors; that I will perform work of national importance under civilian direction when required by my superiors; and that I take this obligation freely without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; so help me God.
 

 

 

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Moved to The Great Library. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.

 

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