The Grand Senate

[Thatpyrodude 2008]

The Grand Senate

 

 

“They misunderestimated me” - Senate-Meister George Bush

 

The Grand House and Senate of American Politicians, often abbreviated to “the House” or “the Senate,” is a union of American politicians who have banded together in response to the Zootopian Uprising during the Great Forum Anarchy of 2017. The Grand Senate is a small yet fierce group of fighters, relying on guerrilla tactics and fiery propaganda to defeat numerically superior forces.

 

Ranks:

 

“For seven and a half years I've worked alongside President Reagan. We've had triumphs. Made some mistakes. We've had some sex...uh...setbacks” - Senate-Meister George Bush on the King-President Reagan

 

King-President:

The King-President is the supreme commander of the Grand Senate. He is the greatest warrior in the Senate, and the best writer as well.

 

Incumbent: Ronald Reagan [6xdestroyer]

 

“They don't call me Tyrannosaurus Sex for nothing” - House-Vanguard Ted ‘the Wroth’ Kennedy

 

Senate-Meister:

The Senate-Meister is a vicious veteran of various vivacious victories, a valiant vanquisher of vile and villainous vermin.

Incumbent: Lyndon B. Johnson [pureimp10]

                     Chuck Schumer [D0c104_F4t3]

                     Immortal George Washington [Kincaid]

                     Douglas MacArthur [ThatPyroDude]

 

“We know there are known knowns: there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns: that is to say we know there are things we know we don't know. But there are also unknown unknowns -- the ones we don't know we don't know.'' House-Vanguard David Rumsfeld

 

House-Vanguard:

The House-Vanguard holds the majority of the political troops. These men are the rank and file, devoted and worthy soldiers of the cause, their hatred for Zootopians widely known.

Incumbent: Justin Trudeau [Disheartened]

                     Vermin Love Supreme [GangrenousRooster]

                     Paul Ryan [shadowhunter464]

                     Richard Blumenthal [ItsOnlyChris]

                     Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho [LordCommander]

                     Nancy Pelosi [Eagles2910]

                     Jerry Brown [sandey000]

 

Relations:

The Free Posting Regiment [ALLIES]

The Kingdom of Corbyn  [ALLIES]

The Kingdom of Zootopia  [ENEMIES]

FM Team [NEUTRAL]

 

The Oath of the Senate:

I, [YOUR NAME HERE], hereby declare, on oath, that I absolutely and entirely renounce and abjure all allegiance and fidelity to any foreign prince, potentate, state, or sovereignty of whom or which I have heretofore been a subject or citizen; that I will support and defend the Ideals and Orders of the Grand House and Senate of American Politicians against all enemies, foreign and domestic, especially Zootopians; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I will bear arms on behalf of the Grand House and Senate when required by the law; that I will perform noncombatant service in the Grand House and Senate when required by my superiors; that I will perform work of national importance under civilian direction when required by my superiors; and that I take this obligation freely without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; so help me God.

 

Enlisting:

(When applying to be a politician, said politician must be American, living, and not retired)

Politician:

Do you swear to obey every order given by your commander?:

Do you swear to kill any and every Zootopian you see?:

Take the Oath of the Senate:

 

Drafted by Chuck

 

 

[iris1612 1780]

Senate-Meister Charles Ellis "Chuck" Schumer smIles as he authorizes another drone strike on the Zootopian forces

[sandey0000 216]

Ave "jerry brown said with a grin"

[argonian 14254]

Politician: Andrew Jackson 

Do you swear to obey every order given by your commander?: only if they're constitutional, m'lord!

Do you swear to kill any and every Zootopian you see?: Yes

Take the Oath of the Senate: I, Andrew Jackson, hereby declare, on oath, that I absolutely and entirely renounce and abjure all allegiance and fidelity to any foreign prince, potentate, state, or sovereignty of whom or which I have heretofore been a subject or citizen; that I will support and defend the Ideals and Orders of the Grand House and Senate of American Politicians against all enemies, foreign and domestic, especially Zootopians; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I will bear arms on behalf of the Grand House and Senate when required by the law; that I will perform noncombatant service in the Grand House and Senate when required by my superiors; that I will perform work of national importance under civilian direction when required by my superiors; and that I take this obligation freely without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; so help me God.

[mmat 7460]

Day 213 on the forums: Lack of server RP has driven most inhabitants insane. I remain lucid, however. Though for how much longer I do not know

[LordCommander 163]

"I'm Ready for Action!"

 

[colovian fur 8360]

 

Immortal George Washington, General of the Free Posting Regiment, smiles after his successful campaign against the red tags. He turns his attention to aiding fellow patriots to retain human superiority on the food chain, not animals.

[_NotChris 278]

"Ave."  says a aging man sitting eating seafood 

"True values."

 

[Vindicant 642]

The Warrior Monk signs.

Spoiler

 

 

[TankM1A2 840]

36 minutes ago, Pyro™ said:

 

Do you swear to kill any and every Zootopian you see?:

 

"You can try." smirks Woodchuck.

[Eggles the Beagles 252]

[Zhulik 3559]

Enlisting:

(When applying to be a politician, said politician must be American, living, and not retired)

Politician: Vice-President Mike "I wasn't the only one shocked when my son came out to me" Pence

Do you swear to obey every order given by your commander?: Yes

Do you swear to kill any and every Zootopian you see?: Without hesitation

Take the Oath of the Senate:
 

I, Vice-President Mike "I wasn't the only one shocked when my son came out to me" Pence, hereby declare, on oath, that I absolutely and entirely renounce and abjure all allegiance and fidelity to any foreign prince, potentate, state, or sovereignty of whom or which I have heretofore been a subject or citizen; that I will support and defend the Ideals and Orders of the Grand House and Senate of American Politicians against all enemies, foreign and domestic, especially Zootopians; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I will bear arms on behalf of the Grand House and Senate when required by the law; that I will perform noncombatant service in the Grand House and Senate when required by my superiors; that I will perform work of national importance under civilian direction when required by my superiors; and that I take this obligation freely without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; so help me God.

[Babadooks 566]

Donnie would struggle to think about his family if the humans were on top of the food chain...

[Reno 239]

When, will the madness end.

[WuHanXianShi14 0]

"dogs are food not friends" ~statement from POC kou ming tang representative