Hai Ho! Down the bottle I go! (Halfling drinking song)

[NotEvilAtAll 10906]

From within the Hammered Ham pub, a drinking song would emit from a few (Rather drunk) halfling voices

 

"So 'ere I am, wi' booze in me 'and. "

"An' nothin' good'sa 'appenin'"

"T'ey say tha' booze won' make a man"

"Bu' i' sure can make ah 'alflin'!"

 

"Hai Ho! Down t'a Bo''le I go!"

"My hear' an' fee' jus' will i' so!"

"Crack open t'a ale an' pour t'a wine!"

"Fer a drinkahs life is qui'e divine!"

 

"Jus' las' mornin' we cracked open some por'ers"

"an' t'ey smelled like 'arold's 'ind quar'ers!"

"Bu' li'l did weh know, tha' tha' 'alflin' booze,"

"Was ac'ualleh fish eye porridge!"

 

"Hai Ho! Down t'a Bo''le I go!"

"Down tha' swirrlin' endless bo''le I go!"

"Crack open t'a boozes and chug t'a wine!"

"Fer an 'alflin's life is moigh'eh fine!"

 

"Ol' Kasfah an' Misseh sa' in ah tuf,'"

"Of Ryegrass an' pipeweed vines."

"Weh knew 'e did i' t'a fill 'is lus',"

"As t'ey were kissin' all t'a time!"

 

"Hai Ho! Down t'a bo''le I go!"

"Over me lips the booze will flow!"

"T'a wine an' ale is runnin' low!"

"So ge' yer fix before we go!"

[FloralHedgehog 493]

Would not truly agree to his part in the song but he would sing it out happily if he has to.

[_Jandy_ 3519]

A bastardized version of some lyrics could be heard squealed out in the night by seemingly... nothing?

[Chorale__ 2147]

Moved to The Great Library. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.

 

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