I'd ****ing do it again

[senor_tortuga 692]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCtt6kfMnzQ

GREAT GLOBALIST GENOCIDE

As the era of the Chairman Lotte comes to a simmering end, the once honorable and devout global assembly has been grievously torn to shreds of its former self. This horrific but much needed cleansing of the global assembly happened under the stern and all knowing hand of Tajo the Omniscient and Ruk, maker of widows and bearer of BASTARDS. Since the birth of the first brothers, scummy halflings have been filling the malleable minds of corrupt politicians with their tyrannical, and socialist ideologies. And thus, it was time for a cleansing.

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Tajo the Bald, strong in intellect and will gathered the battle hardened fighters after the successful raid on Norland to lay waste on the Global Assembly. His acquaintance and equal Ruk the Model provided his aid in this endeavor. And so, the brothers of Krugmar and the South forged a raiding party that was destined to lay waste to the Globalist Scum.

The aftermath of the raid included the sacred right of friendship making between Ruk and Tajo. This rite, a rite first practiced between Horen and Krug in their younger days has prevailed through the unrelenting practice between southron ‘bros’. Next came the FEAST. Tajo the bald announced out loud "I HUNGER" and thus, the feast began. Countless halfling corpses fell to the relentless chomping of Tajo’s jaws, filling his belly and swelling his gutt. If any lesson is to be learned from what transpired today, it shall be without the guidance of our PAPA we all fall astray.

AND THEY DID IT BIG MONDO STYLE BABY :^]

[Falenesti 36]

Mitherd ties the string around his pants and tightens them as he leaves the cave, but one of his concubines follows him into the outside. She ask the great Southron man "Why were you so happy and filled with energy today?" and Mitherd turns around with a smile coming through his beard. He looks up to the sky and then again back at her "My brothers have began the wave of violence."

[NotEvilAtAll 10906]

"An' t'is, my friends, is why I nay visi' Rena'us, Krugmar, or t'eh Southrons nay more" responds Madeline Applefoot, the one that got away.