Krug & Co

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Krug & Co

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MISSION STATEMENT:

• Krug & Co is a company originally founded on the premise of ‘no man besides me and my FRIENDS deserve the sweet taste of FREEDOM’. This premise, though seemingly conservative and unjust to many, is actually a progressive ideology that has allowed Krug & Co to become the most successful business since the great cons of the Ysraelite bureaucrats.

• Though some may say ‘Hey! Slavery is unjust!’ Krug & Co says NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR mind is clouded, CLOUDED you see, in delusion, delUSION!!! by the fake Sanoist media which plagues the expansive realm of Atlas and corrupts the minds of those intelligent enough to direct their gaze upon THE very missives which carry the falsified claims of the crooked and VILE elven media. SAD!

• Krug & Co dismisses these conservative and just plain deceitful views that the biased elven media seeks to spread so valiantly by selling the very writers of these UNCREDIBLE papers into slavery themselves! WE, KRUG & CO™ bring a PROGRESSIVE AND very Cool light  with a touch of epic style unto the slaving business, and with that LIGHT, comes PROSPERITY for ALL, AND...KRUG &  CO™ ?

 

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PROCESSION OF POWER WITHIN KRUG & CO™:

• WARBOSS

Nagg’Raguk

• EPIK-MAZTUR

Konk’Raguk, Hisashi

• COMPANY ZKIENTIZT

Doktur Chopz

• ZUPER EPIK AFFILIATEZ

  The entirety of Nottingham ?

• MOUR EPIK GRUNTZ UB KRUG & KO

Krognak’Raguk, Konk II’Raguk, Honkers McClown

• LEZZ EPIK GRUNT UB KRUG & KO

Urk’Urk

• REALLI NUB EPIK AT AHLL ZLAYVEZ FUR ZAYLE

John Elf, John Dwarf, John Retard, Johnny Idiot, Timmy ‘Fat Noob’ Imbecile

 

 

 

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Produced by SimplyEpic Inc.™

[Inferno_Ougi 1454]

Hanasun signs this with his EPIC RIGHT HAND, although probably not even supposed to, due to his background as PERSON WHO MAKES SLAVE AUCTION POSTS. Good stuff.

[Blaqss 29]

A big nosed man individual would sputter out the words "Nice" whilst giving up a thumbs up with both hands!

 

 

 

[Pinochet 356]

7 minutes ago, Blaqss said:

A big nosed man individual would sputter out the words "Nice" whilst giving up a thumbs up with both hands!

 

 

 

"yub yub" nagg remarks

[shortchangehero 4217]

A single tear of happiness rolls down Groka's cheek.

 

"Diz gud."

[Pinochet 356]

5 minutes ago, The Combatant said:

A single tear of happiness rolls down Groka's cheek.

 

"Diz gud."

"yub yub" nagg remarks

[Pinochet 356]

"BUMP POZT BUMP POZT" NAGG SCREAMS "wELCOME @Zhulik"

[Inferno_Ougi 1454]

"We cut down trees now"

[herculean_wud 3662]

"very  EPIC" says FALK FATPOCKETS 

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1 minute ago, grubgoth_wud said:

"very  EPIC" says FALK FATPOCKETS 

yes

[MunaZaldrizoti 8037]

Moved to The Great Library. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.

 

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