DNN #8

[gandalfo 1452]

 

Edition #8

 

Consul vows to reform doorways after bumping his head!

   The Reformist Consul, Caius Roswell-Rubens, has vowed to bring up a amendment that all doorways must be a minimum of 10 feet tall. This happened after the Reformist Consul hit his head on a doorway that was only 6 feet tall. Many people were shocked of such a drastic change to a dwarven built city. We contacted DUP spokesperson, Chief Magistrate Zahrer Irongrinder, who stated ‘Most folks are only six feet tall. I don’t see a reason to increase all doorways to ten feet tall.’ 

 

Fake News Runs Rampant In Holm!

   The DNN wishes for all Holmite readers to be aware of the rampant fake news that has been spreading around! The DNN was made the ‘Official’ news network of the Holmite state. The publisher of the DNN went on a break and then the fake news network that calls themself a competitor to the DNN has decided to run rampant with even more fake news. In the most recent act of it, the fake news network reported that 25,000 people had voted for the candidate for the position of Consul, Caius Roswell-Rubens. The DNN reports that infact, less then 250 senators had shown up. The DNN advises all people interested in Holm to only read the DNN, Holm's number one news source!

 

DUP becomes HFP

 

             

   Following some arousing comments from patriot, Zahrer Irongrinder, the DUP was shook to the core and immediately underwent drastic internal reorganization. After a lengthy meeting of party leadership the decision was made to rename the party as a whole to the Holm First Party with the sentiment that the Dwarven United Party felt too xenophobic where the party was simply named to reflect how members themselves originally started as a dwarven majority. This move shocks many as it seems like the first step in proving just how important to them a multi-racial system is. After a brief interview with Chairman Atandt Irongrinder, the newly renamed Holm First Party highlighted their dedication to improving life for Holm citizens, expanding military defense, expanding financial opportunity for ordinary citizens, and upholding the neutrality that Holm was founded on.

[Burnsy 437]

Ulhart Grandaxe runs through the streets of Holm passing out as many copies as he can carry "T'eh numbeh un' news source es back! Down wit fake news!"

[sneakybandit 1650]

"Ah about time teh true news is back in town" pogarth says as he burns the fake news in a fake news burning

[L0rdLawyer 2272]

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[Burnsy 437]

Moved to The Great Library. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.

 

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