Curonia Prints, Eleventh Edition

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Eleventh Edition

 

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• A Flaming Suffonian Wedding

• A new courtroom for Avalain

• Stolen Pants!

• The King of Beggars!

• Stewards Report of Sun’s Smile, 1709

• Shops

A Flaming Suffonian Wedding.

Two saints day his lordship Charles Geoffrey Suffolk and Catalina Da’Leon have married in the Warwick Tent Camp. As the couple married without even waiting for the construction of the Warwick Castle guests rumoured that this hasty wedding was aiming to silence various allegations concerning Lord Charles' carnal acts. Even if the wedding was held in the tent camp, Head Architect Valmedris (also the architect for the planned Warwick Castle) has designed a befitting altar and feasting grounds. But these designs lead to unseen conflict. Following the bedding ceremony, while guests were brawling and drinking outside the camp, Head Architect Valmedris's designs caught fire and burned to the ground. Remaining guests, already drunk beyond their wits, started a huge fight that lasts for hours blaming one another of the flaming accident.

 

Reported by the most humble reporter Thomas

A new courtroom for Avalain

Her Royal Majesty and her team of builders have provided a new courtroom, near the throne room of the palace. High Justicar Graham Milner is said to be excited alongside his judges to start to make use of it.

 

Reported by the reporter Alexander

Stolen Pants!

It has been told by eyewitnesses that a man named Peter of House Pan and his widowed sister Tinker of House Bell, who are living in a small tree estate at the outskirts of Curonia, has been seen in the city of Avalain, stating their plan to sue the Royal Navy for stealing their uniform design. Apparently, the trademark green uniform of the navy has been in use by the Pan family for their "dusting business" for centuries and Peter Pan has been reported to state his wish to undress the navy. It is not yet known if Peter Pan has proceeded with his claims before the Curonian Courts or if these claims will be hushed up by Ser Benjamin, as many previous scandals had been.

 

Reported by the most humble reporter Thomas

The King of Beggars!

While the citizens of the city of Avalain are being constantly targeted by the ever-growing number of beggars on streets, authorities of the city areas of now helpless to stop the beggar plague. Witnesses shed new light to why authorities were not able to stop them, as the beggars are backed up by the highest authority! It has been rumoured by credible Avalain citizens that King Wilhelm was frequently seen inspecting the beggar bands in the city and collecting money from them. It is further rumoured that the King was reduced to beggars because of his wife Queen Evelyn's ever-growing expenses such as befriending polar bears and marrying their family princess to unprofitable husbands. Some citizens blame the stewards for their failure in collecting taxes and forcing the King to take such measures. Our credible newspaper will be following up this event.

 

Reported by the most humble Reporter Thomas

Stewards Report of Sun’s Smile, 1709

 

Hello and welcome to the annual steward’s report for the Kingdom of Curonia. Since our arrival within the lands of Arcas, the Kingdom has undergone a whole slew of developments and changes. So let's not waste any more time and get right into what has been going on in and around the Kingdom the past four years!

 

To begin, as some may have noticed, the amount of people living within our city has steadily been growing over the past few years. Each and every week travellers from far and wide come arriving to out gates in search of a place to call home. Curonia, as many have come to know and see, never turns its back away from such people. We pride ourselves on being a welcoming and warm-hearted people who greet those who come to our city in search of a home with wide arms and cheery smiles. This being said, this high influx of migration into our beautiful city has caused many of the houses to fill up! While this is, of course, a good thing, it has led the architects of the town to once again bring forth their renown skills so that our we can make the necessary accommodations to keep our people out of the streets and instead in houses!

With that in mind, as I’m sure many of you have already seen, the lower BarmountCrescent District has been, as is continuing to go through a widespread renovation! With several new and beautiful houses already finished, and with more in the works, the project will not only add larger and higher quality homes, but it will also add to the overall integrity and value of the Kingdom as a whole. If you should wish to seek a house in the newly renovated area just send a bird to a steward!

 

Now on the opposite side of town, more specifically the outside of the Kingdom’s walls, there is also a new project in the works! Taken up by the Kingdom’s Grand Ambassador, a large swath of land has been set aside and worked upon labourously in order to provide a safe and secure area for the crops and animal husbandry practices. Word has it that Lady Suffolk has also made plans for other projects to be constructed within the walls such as a public fishing pond, picnic area, and bee apiaries.

 

Signed,

Lady Klaudia Suffolk, Madame Grand Ambassador and High Steward of The Kingdom of Curonia.     

 

Trade Information- shop adverts

Wulffs Den Smithy

Location: Ursus Square (Next to the Clinic)

Owner: Friggr Skarpefanger

Wulffs Den Smithy is one of the best places in town to buy quality sets of armour, weapons, and shields. They also do requests for any personalized weapon!

 

A to Z

Herbs & More

Location: Behind the Bank/Action/Tax Building

Owner: Ashley Cannel

A to Z Herbs has a wide variety of herbs perfect for all your medical needs! They also have a few speciality items such as some select pieces of jewellery.  

 

Curonia Royal Trading Company

Location: Ursus Square (Next to the Clinic)

Owner: Royal Treasury of Curonia

The Curonia Royal Trading Company proudly serves the many citizens of the Kingdom by offering an assortment of locally made goods to the general public at some of the lowest prices!

 

Local Book Store Grand Opening!

Location: Ursus Square (Next to the Tavern)

Owner: Cehdriel Analise

Locally owned and ran by one of Curon’s very own residents, this new book store will soon be offering its wares to the Kingdom and its citizens.

 

Greville opens up a stall!

Location: King’s Gate Entryway

Owner: Hugh Greville

Full of all sorts of useful everyday needed items, Greville’s shop has been a wonderful addition to the Kingdom. From precious metals and gems to an assortment of writing materials, this stall offers quite a variety at very decent prices!

 

Coming Soon: Angie’s Bakery

 

Location: King’s Gate Entryway

Owner: Angie Devereux-Silversteed

Angie’s Bakery shall soon open to the public offering a variety of tasty and delicious homemade baked goods. Located near the front gates of the town, the stall is sure to fill the air with the mouthwatering scent of all its products!

 

House Silversteed’s Stall

Location: Queen’s Court Road (Right beside the Silversteed Manor)

Owner: Reynauld Silversteed

Run by one of Curon’s most loyal and patriotic Lords and men of service, Marshal Reyanuald Silversteed is serving the Kingdom and its citizens well by selling a helpful supply of cactus and nutritional kelp.

 

Coming Soon: SeaBunny Bakery

Location: Curonia Market House (First Floor)

Owner: Tulia Violet

Expected to open soon, the SeaBunny Bakery seems to be eager and ready to satisfy the hungry stomachs of the people! Nestled in the cosy setting of the Royal Market House, this bakery is sure to a sensational hit within the Kingdom.

 

Adverts

 

 

[AnimeWolf0080 1509]

Reading the paper Ashley Cannell would start to chock on her tea “Bloody hell, I’ve nae even hear of the pan house. Tulia made these uniforms also WHAT THE HELL THEY MEAN by ‘undress the navy’ why in the world would they take away the uniforms the navy wears with pride” shed go on reading a bit upset then would start to read about all the shops and smiles seeing her shop being the second listed

[Scythep61 21]

Merlan would shake his head ‘’This is no good! Maste’ Will exposed. Continues to beg around for his sick wife.

[Archbishop 1784]

“The King is taking money from beggars?”  asked Zachery.

[Sheczar 378]

Edward Suffolk would raise his elegant right eyebrow and wonder if the vile things he keeps reading in Curonic papers about Ser Benjamin has truth in them.

[1_Language_1 1671]

A tall, dark yellow fe-uruk chuckles after reading the print that was fetched by her slave. “Hur hur, mi kuuld git rid uf da beggarz, if dey peep’d da odder way..”

[MordredValois 69]

Charles Geoffrey Suffolk would look at the prints, smiling upon his wedding is published, playing with his new born daughter