= YURY'S FOLLEY =

[Vaasek 224]

YURY’S FOLLEY

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(Proud warriors battling a Dragon Knight of the Empire, who was hunting people about the ruins of Adria, c. 1711)

 

    O’ dear Reader, how did the Emperor and his dogs howl at the thought of victory! O’ dear Reader, how did they howl! You could hear them across plains, and plains, and plains. But o’ dear Reader, have their howls been silenced by the crushing fist of justice? I tell you, dear Reader, they most surely have! Oh did His Imperial Inbredness Yury o’ the House of Whoren meet his fate! Justice, truly, is well served. Lurking and skulking about the ruins of the once-so-great Adria, once more, the Empire proved it’s treachery and corruptness!

 

    Hunting, those dogs were, but oh-so incompetent hunters they were, good reader! Whilst two innocent men passed by the ruins, guess what the forces of the Undead Emperor did, good reader?! They dared pounce on them, like cats would pounce onto a desired toy! But o’ good reader, were those men not defenseless! For from the fro’ came the proud and strong Seventh Sons! O’ dear reader, you ask yourself- didn’t the SkelEmperor outlaw them! Ah yes, my dearest reader, they did indeed do! That only motivated them further, to protect the weak from the strong!

 

    From the fray they rode, on horseback and on foot, and engaged the disgraceful Imperial party, and oh what a mythical fight t’was! The Imperial troops, caught in awe and surprise of the might of the Sons, lead on the forefront by the assigned leader, Chuck, did the Imperials meet steel and justice! But, unbeknownst to the Seventh Sons- His Imperial Inbredness Yury Horen was present! Oh did the Sons cheer in glee as they spotted the disgraceful spawn of the wretched, incestuous lineage!

 

    After routing the shameful contigent he called ‘soldiers’, the brave soldier of the Seventh, Buck, find His Imperial Inbredness, cowering behind a shield! Oh how did soldier Buck find glee in his kill! Throwing the product of incest in the midst of his companions, he struck down the arbiter of chaos and bringer of disarray, slashing clean through his throat, allowing the dog’s head to come clean off the ignorant’s neck, but oh dear reader, he did not only do that! Soldier Buck, in his pride and glee to such prestigious kill and trophy, proceeded to rid His Imperial Inbredness of the ability of having progenitors! Should he raise from the dead, like his cousin and peer, Marius of Barbanov, surely, this would be a setback!

 

    This shows you, oh dear reader, that these boasts of victory of the Empire show their true facet, their facet of pride, ego, tyranny and cruelty. Hunting refugees! My oh my. Today, the just men and women whomst are wise enough to deny these disgraceful acts from the Empire have conquered the first of many victories to come! For Adria, and down with the Empire!

 

Imperium delenda est.

[Vaasek 224]

4 hours ago, ferdaboys69 said:

what does progenitor mean

((not the first language over here, pardon me, it’s meant to be children, that kinda ****.

[jetboydan 85]

We sent all of them back to where they belong along with their undead emperor where he should been condemned to... the fiery pits of hell

[1_Language_1 1671]

Just now, Voidal_ said:

not the first language over here, pardon me, it’s meant to be children, that kinda ****.

So you basically cut off his... dingly wingly?

[Archbishop 1784]

“Who are you?” asks Zachery.

[Auriel_ 652]

“The Void favors th’ Golden Throne.”

It echoes, gesturing with an ace the entertainment of the palace itself.

[Vaasek 224]

8 minutes ago, Archbishop said:

“Who are you?” asks Zachery.

”Ah, good man, I go by ‘Nine-Lives’ Davis, or in full, Irwin Davis!” The Writer said!

[_pr0fit 3084]

26 minutes ago, Archbishop said:

“Who are you?” asks Zachery.

 

“Ahh yes, the old ‘who even are you’, a classic orenian insult for when you can’t actually think of a good roast.” Vykk says sipping from a drink with an infantile umbrella in it.

[osumanduas 1442]

Moved to The Great Library. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.

 

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