Halfling Victory over t'a Bigguns!

[NotEvilAtAll 10906]

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Pendlemere in a nutshell:

 

 

[!] Halfling propaganda is found flying through the wind.

HALFLINGS WILL WIN T’A WAR!

~Brandybrook halflings preparing for the Great Arcas Pumpkin Raid~

Congratulations me fellow halflings! Our Pumpkin Raid has been a massive success! Never before have we marched to so many places and given out so many cakes! We have tried our hardest to bring peace to Arcas, and have managed to lay the foundations of such peace with this here Pumpkin Raid! T’ere is still more work to be done, but we have proven ourselves capable of managing it!

 

Thus, I declare that we give the bigguns one last chance ter surrender to our halfling ‘n biggun forces of PEACE ‘n LOVE before t’is ter late for ‘em! Hopefully all shall surrender ter t’a Pumpkin Raiders ‘n learn how ter live peacefully with all!

 

Dear bigguns, ye have been defeated on t’a field of cake-eating once, ye will nay be able ter defeat t’a forces of PEACE once again! Surrender at once to Brandybrook’s superior Pumpkin forces, and you will be spared from having more cakes shoved down your face!

((message me on Discord with surrender terms, NotEvilAtAll#2321. We’ll give ya lots of pumpkins if ya do))

~The Pumpkin Raiders muster forces in Sutica!~

~The Pumpkin Raiders at the gates of Adria!~

~The Pumpkin Raiders visiting Fenn, trying to spread peace!~

~Tempting the High Elf bigguns with cake, love, and peace!~

~Halflings ‘n peaceful bigguns disrupting the Curonian rally in order to spread the message of love!~

~The Pumpkin Raiders at Krugmar!~

 

T’is war of madness shall be ended by t’a PUMPKIN RAIDERS! Submit now or forever more be plagued by war!

-Daisy Applefoot, High Pumplar of Brandybrook.

[!] The propaganda ends with the official seal of Brandybrook

[Salty 377]

Shrog’Shuzig Continues to chew on the pumpkin-halfling, still not having realized it was a person and not a walking pumpkin

[Wand 1220]

An elf fondly remembers the similar melon raids of Caras Eldar in Atlas, and makes note to expedite reforestation surrounding Brandybrook outskirts.

 

"Perhaps the good old Weefolk might like a truffle hunt or other confectionary goods."