CASH FOR VOTES?!?!?!

[argonian 14254]

A young halfling exercises his democratic right to vote for Conrad Barclay, c. 1760

CASH FOR VOTES?!?!

GOOD RESIDENTS OF HELENA! Are you POOR? Just need a bit of WONGA on the side? Or simply tired of wasting YOUR AFTERNOON, your LIMITED FREE TIME, to vote for some WEALTHY BOURGEOIS SENATOR – for FREE?!?! If the WEALTHY SENATORS truly cared about YOUR LIVELIHOOD, they would REWARD YOU for YOUR votes. 

 

INTRODUCING CASH FOR VOTES^(TM)! I, CONRAD LUDWIG AMADEUS MAXIMILLIAN JEBEDIAH TYLOS BARCLAY, will COMPENSATE each and every man, woman, child, kharajyr, dwarf, corpse, cow, pig, wonk, golem and unholy abomination who VOTES for ME with 500 MINAE EACH PER VOTE. (Now THAT’S a BARCLAY BARGAIN!). 

 

So NEVER AGAIN, waste YOUR FREE TIME voting for a candidate who won’t COMPENSATE YOU fairly. Because remember, TIME IS MONEY!

 

Be sure to VOTE CONRAD BARCLAY for SENATOR OF HELENA!

 

(This message was brought to you by the Runs-In-Circles Political Action Committee in support of GOOD PATRIOTIC ORENIAN POLITICS)

[MadOne 4945]

“Now that’s a BARCLAY BARGAIN!” Repeats a Barclay, liking the catchphrase.

[CasualNuker 1113]

Elene would grimace as she read someone trying to buy votes before she threw the missive in a fire to heat her home