Imp On The Loose

[Catarrh 720]

San’Azgak, Capital of Krugmar

Spoiler

 

   After a great deal of turmoil and clamor, Malog, Clanfather of the Yars, makes an announcement from one of the many high places of the city:

 

“Bruddahz agh ziztahz uf Krugmar! A Burgûl'dagul --A trickzter frum da Immortul Playn-- haz gottun luuze. Et mey ztill bi heer en Zan’Azgak, ur perhapz haz zlink’d uff zumwheer elze. Regardlezz, bi un da luuk-owt. Et kan tayk mani formz; rokkz, animulz, evun latz bruddahz ur ziztahz... evun zumazh lat gruk tu bi flat...

 

DU NUB BI TRIK’D!!!

Et ez a potenzialli danjuruz kreetur, agh bringz trubul wheer-evur et guez! Iv lat zee et, trai tu krimp et, but uze kawzhun. Lat kannub truli flat et, but lat kan klomp dem. Find a zhamun iv lat krimp et! Zpred da nuwz!”

 

[Guzr 2050]

The Rex hears of this in his palace, furrowing his brows. “Hrm, da spirits am finally punishin’ mi, eh?” he said to no one in particular.

[TheNanMan2000 473]

Murak began looking at his fellow bruddahs and sistahs with a sense of caution, asking them odd questions every now and again relating to things they’ve done in the past