DNN #19

[gandalfo 1452]

 

 

Celebrating 144 years of the truth.

Edition #19

 

War in Urguan

After the recent aggression by the orcs, Under-King Utak Ireheart met with his closest advisors and attempted to open a line of diplomacy up with the orcs. However, due to the Rex of the orcs refusing to accept the terms put on by the Under-Realms of Urguan. Urguanian diplomats were then ignored by the Rex and all talks of peace broke down between the two nations. With the orcs continuing their aggression against Urguan, Under-King Utak Ireheart was forced to declare war on the orcs. The dwarven legion now prepares to march towards the capital of the orcs in order to stop their aggression and to protect the dwedmar. 

 

Swans return to the Under-Realms

The majestic and beautiful stone swans have returned to the Under-Realms of Urguan. The National Urguanian Conservation Society led by High Preceptor Norli Starbreaker has advised citizens of the Under-Realms to keep their distance from the swans as they are aggressive to those that they are not acquainted with. Norli Starbreaker explained to the DNN that “It’s a miracle and blessing from Anbella, a sign of her favor. It’s exciting to see such a creature return to our caves and it is a good omen for the times to come, including this upcoming war where surely Anbella shall keep us in her warm embrace through thick and thin.”

Mysterious Disease Spreading

Doctors from the Under-Realms have warned of a new disease spreading that has been labeled as a stone disease, Stonevid. The disease targets the skin of dwedmar making them pale to a point where it looks like stone. It has also been warned that another symptom of the disease is stark raving madness. Urguanian doctors have warned that the only cure is orc blood and unless people are planning on fighting orcs they should keep a four foot distance from orcs. The DNN was informed that the orcs are the cause for the spread and they have built up an immunity to it so they can attempt to give it to other nations. 

 

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[angella302 92]

Bryldryn Grandaxe frowns upon finish reading the newest release of DNN. She slams the missive down on a table then starts sharpening her iron sword. ”Whetheh dis ‘Stonevid’ es true o’ nae, fock da orkos. Ah’ll gatheh all da tusks an’ make a wee necklace out ov ‘em!” 

[Nooblius 7965]

High Preceptor Norli Stabreaker smiles that the dwarves had gained a blessing of Anbella, and plans a meeting with the clergy to discern how the dwarves had honored the Hearth-Mother. ”It is a good thing to see the return of these ancient and majestic creatures. Narvak oz Anbella, navak oz umgor!”

[Luciloo 2680]

“Ah alwees ‘ppreciated gud journalism,” Lulu bobs her head.