GUISARD™ MILK

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GUISARD DAIRY AND FELLMONGERING

presents

GUISARD™ MILK

 

 

“My head butler buys me Guisard!”

 

 

Est. 3^rd Sun’s Smile, 1763

A de ville Sainte Emmaline-sur-Ruber Company

Chateau de Guise, Guise, Kaedrin

 

Leuven’s ideal lifestyle reborn in the modern era; a product by the masses but for the discerning, from the historic lands of Guise. Take your happiness into your own hands; naturally refreshing and delicious for drinking, Guisard Dairy and Fellmongering-branded milk is perfect for every occassion. Our healthy, happy customers are our most prized reward for the care we take in the production of Guisard Milk.

 

Your psychologist will agree that there is no better, long-lasting cure for a headache than a glass of warm milk before resting, just like our research agrees that Guisard Milk is not only the richest, smoothest drink in-class, but the easiest to digest. Perfect for cooking – no home straining needed. With our secret, five-step straining process, we remove 70% of all known impurities – 70% more than our closest competitors! Eat with Guisard Dairy and Fellmongering-branded Beefsteak Jerky for the ultimate experience in modern luxury, at a cost so much less than comparable products.

 

Available at all major Kaedreni grocers, or by direct delivery.

 

d.v. Ste. Emma and Co.

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Mariana grins, buying her share!

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Multiple Pruvia-Rhoswen Ltd. executives are working overnight on their latest advertisement strategy to ensure a 5% growth rate for profits in the second quarter: they commission a research paper that proves this milk makes women infertile!