The Conrad Barclay Guide On: How To Vote!

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(featured in this illustration, a Barclay Thanhic Water Bottle^(tm))

 

Citizen of Oren! Are you unsure how to cast YOUR vote? Does this long list of candidates confuse you? Are you afraid that in your confusion, you’ll accidentally cast your vote for SOME KIND OF DEVIANT? Who’d have your daughter MARRY AN ORC? Fear not, for the Orenian Political Action Committee for Good Family Values has prepared a list of thoroughly vetted candidates we know to be GOOD PATRIOTIC CANONISTS. Cast your 3 votes for any combination of these candidates, and be sure you are voting for good morals, good policies, and most of all, good Canonists.

 

Pick any three(you get to choose!):

VOTE Amadeus d’Aryn – for good Orenian family values.

VOTE Philip Pruvia – for good Orenian family values.

VOTE Farooq Gray  – for good Orenian family values.

VOTE Karl Amador – for good Orenian family values.

VOTE Conrad Barclay – for good Orenian family values.

VOTE Gustav Ratmane – for an end to rat people tyranny. 

VOTE Lauritz Christiansen – for good Orenian family values.

 

Vote NOW!

 

(New candidates may be appended to this list for a one time payment of 1,000 mina to the account of one Conrad Barclay, esq.)

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“Anyone who must be told how to vote does not deserve a vote. However, Orenian elections would be very simple and shallow if only five people had the vote, so carry on,” Keaton would remark.