NotEvilAtAll 10906 Share Posted August 10, 2020 Spoiler [!] A halfling newspaper finds its way into your mailbox! The Beetroot News! ~Better than the rest!~ Contents: ~Fort Knox Rises!~ ~New Library!~ ~Gaming Night Goes Wrong!~ ~Drinking Night Goes Swimmingly!~ ~HOW TO FIGHT DEMONS!!!~ ~Taurin Gardner is Morally Bankrupt???~ ~Fort Knox Rises!~ ~The mighty fortress of the wee-folk stands strong!~ It is now official, the fortress we’ve made in Brandybrook to defend ourselves from Demons shall be called Fort Knox! Long may it stand! ~New Library!~ ~Don’t mind the mug of alcohol on the shelves!~ Since the old Library has been turned into Fort Knox, we’ve had to move all our books somewhere else! I took the time to copy down most of ‘em, and I’ve put the spare copies into a temporary library right at Brandybrook’s entrance! Hopefully the easy access of this new library will improve the literacy of us wee folks! ~Gaming Night Goes Wrong!~ ~Uh oh! Taurin ain’t looking so good!~ This year’s Gaming Night, where we were supposed to do a mock siege of Fort Knox, went WRONG! We split the attending halflings into two teams, one attacking and one defending, and took our training weapons to have a got at it! However, Falco chucked his bloodeh’ shield right into Taurin’s face, making this mock siege a lot more painful than what was hoped! It took Taurin a good while to recover from the blow, and even then it’s unknown if he suffered any permanent damage as a result. I do hope that Taurin gets better! ~Drinking Night Goes Swimmingly!~ ~Drunk, happy, and drunk! The three things every halfling wants to be!~ Thankfully, the event that occured after the Gaming Night went much smoother! Booze was given out to all the halflings, and many things were discussed! On another note, I’ve restocked the tavern with some more booze, just to make sure that future Drinking Nights will have a wider selection to choose from! Hopefully there’ll be enough ales and beers! ~HOW TO FIGHT DEMONS!!!~ A new book has been written in Brandybrook detailing our new plans on how to fight the Demons! I’ve provided some illustrations of it, although since my Notebook has recently been stolen, they are somewhat rushed. THE MAIN PLAN: Make a bunch of bomb-kins, or pumpkins that have been filled with gunpowder so they serve as a crude explosive! Throw the bomb-kins underneath all of the Stood-lice (the large lice-lookin’ Demons with the hard shells and whatnot), since they don’t have any armor on their underside. After they’ve had their bellies blown up, we shoot arrows into their eyes until they’re no longer a threat! A good shovelin’ to the head ought to do ‘em in after that! Other Preparations: There are other ideas we have for fighting the Demons. Here are a few of them. Above is an idea involving secret tunnels underneath the village. A before and after image is included, for better clarity. Another idea is to use hot air balloons to rain down bomb-kins from above, potentially hitting airborne foes as well. This is risky, but potentially devastating to the Demons as well. That is all that we got so far, hope it’s of use! ~Taurin Gardner is Morally Bankrupt???~ This lad stole my Notebook! Just took it right in front of my nose, with several witnesses too! This man is the husband of the Thain, he should not be behaving like this! I request that Taurin return what he stole, so that it will not come back to haunt him later! Not only this, but Taurin has previously made several anti-free speech remarks, slandering me several times and calling me quite rude names! Rude names in front of his own child, might I add! Filling the minds of the youth with such words is certainly not what Taurin ought to be doing! This is not like the Taurin I used to know. I think that the blow he received to his head not to long ago has caused some trauma to his brain. I hope he gets better soon, and apologizes for the actions he did when he wasn’t mentally well! That’s all for now folks! -Filibert Applefoot, local halfling know-it-all. OOC: New pipeweed lore! Spoiler Some words from our Thain: We’re going to be cooperating with Siramenor to help them out with defending the area. We should be prepared to abandon Brandybrook if the Demons are indeed coming for us, so make sure you have a shulker ready to plop into your inventory when it’s time to go! (paraphrased slightly) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Latelle 721 Share Posted August 10, 2020 ”Swearing in fron’a kids is bad,” remarks Anne. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
littyfam 790 Share Posted August 10, 2020 ”Wo’ a rip-off!” The small child, writer of the far superior BRANDYBROOK TIMES, remarks, upon sighting the unsightly paper. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemonke 6014 Share Posted August 10, 2020 Ava screams at the sight of the sketches Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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