Hearth 1082 Share Posted December 13, 2020 [!] A simple parchment would be nailed to the notice-board, the handwriting on it would appear to be imperfect- but by no means rushed. ~x~ My dear Gardners and Peregrins, Applebottoms and Applefoots, Mowoods, Greenholms, Sackvilles and Goodbarrels (and the many of you I have yet to formally meet); Many of you I am aware are rightfully concerned over the status of our Lord Knox and the events following the... undesirable outcome of the Knoxmas tree-decorating festival. While I wholeheartedly apologise for the abrupt end that came following the-- quarrel between myself and the being, I speak true when I say that my actions were just and necessary. The being claiming to be our dear Knox was in-fact merely another deceptive creature posing as he whom we hold dear in order to maintain influence over this world; and while it is true that he has been spoken to historically have aided us in our voyage to this beautiful land- the burning touch of Knoxscalibur that branded the fiend's face is proof enough that they are indeed not- and never were- our mighty Lord Knox... I know not where our beloved God dwells- or whether we shall be graced to see his form wander our village as in days of yore again- but I can speak with trueness in my heart that Knox's honour has surely been restored on this fateful day; No longer will a false idol toy with his loyal followers- no longer will a false idol drink our booze and take what they please from our mighty-harvests- our Lord Knox's good name is now back in his own rightful hands, and I shall fight to keep it that way. Yours truly, King Cyris Collingwood. PS: No harm, nor cruel words are to be laid upon Miss Applebottom, while she may still press her faith unto this questionable figure- she is both legally and morally innocent in this. ~x~ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Britannicvs 2508 Share Posted December 13, 2020 “And you, Cyris, are insane.” Alfie remarked with disgust. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotEvilAtAll 10906 Share Posted December 13, 2020 Filibert Applefoot sighs "S'op callin' yehrself ah king, t'is jus' embarrasin'" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
riorr 1970 Share Posted December 13, 2020 "So people will believe t'e Knox t'at brough' us all t'ose wares 'n possesses Godly magic es a phony, bu' believe Cyris when 'e claims e's been named 'King' by a 'Knox' we've never even seen?" Jeannette Applebottom shook her head. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trigamar 77 Share Posted December 13, 2020 Turnip nodded as he read the letter, grinning once more. "Yeh tell 'em, yer hoighness!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nerdy 250 Share Posted December 13, 2020 "Me t'inks some'un got t'eir bloomers en eh twest when our good Lord Knox declared t'em eh false prophet..." Meemaw Applebottom would wabble away, shaking her head disapprovingly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddOllie123 255 Share Posted December 14, 2020 "W'at in t'e name of Knox 'as been 'appenin'...." Is all the family-centric man would say as he hobbled back to his bed. Finally finishing reading the pile of letters which were sat upon his desk- shortly passing out on his bed after. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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