The Pumpkin Papers Vol 2: BOAR ATTACKS????

[NotEvilAtAll 10906]

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[!] Another newspaper is found tucked away in your burrow's mailbox! It smells like chicken.

T'a Pumpkin Papers

~The clear waters of Bramblebury!~

 

Contents:

~New Faces 'n the Village!~

~Soap-Making!~

~Goodbarrel Party Gone Wrong!~

~Baking Festival!~

 

~New Faces 'n the Village!~

~An ol' butler halfling comes to the market!~

~Metting a biggun!~

'N recent times, a steady trickle o' new halflings has been coming into our fine village of Bramblebury! Nay doubt aided by the recent vacancies in our village, making a fair number of quality burrows be ripe for the taking! Let's hope that our Elders are able to properly integrate all of them into our community!

~Soap-Making!~

~A life without soap is a life wasted!~

Of course, not all of our lives be about finding new folks and partying! Recently, some soap has been passed 'round the village, made by the Greenholms and some associates of theirs. It may smell a bit weird, but it sure is better than cleaning yourself with nothing but water! I've heard some folks say that the production of said soap was dangerous, unhealthy, and unwise, but I beg to differ! There is no such thing as taking too many risks when it comes to soap! If anything, not having soap is a much bigger risk than anything else! The anti-soapers clearly nay bathe enough to realize how important soap is to us! Praps we ought to make use of our bathing burrow a bit more often...

~Goodbarrel Party Gone Wrong!~

~The Goodbarrel's birthday party!~

The Goodbarrel birthday party (of which I did not attend, nay judge me!) supposedly went well, with a large turnout, many gifts being exchanged, and a decent feast afterwards! All who I've talked to tell of its wonders, of the copious amounts of food prepared for us all to eat, of the barrels and barrels of chests rolled over from the tavern to fill our stomachs with alcohol! However, something did eventually go wrong at the dual birthday party, a most terrible and dangerous occasion 'ndeed!

 

~Such a mess! Good thing the boars tasted good!~

Right as the feast was reaching its climax, our village was attacked by big ol' boars trying to eat all of our food! A big fight ensued, with a few halflings getting injured in the process! Thankfully, nobody was permanently crippled or killed, and the boars were pounded into the ground ready to be diced up and served 'n our next big feast! Another victory for the weefolks!

~Baking Festival!~

~The beginning of the festival!~

I may nay attend every festival, but the Baking Festival was an affair I could nay afford to miss! Recipes were shared, foods were baked, and all had a wondrous time! It is a shame that more did not participate!

 

-Filibert Applefoot,

Resident halfling and tavernkeep.

[Forestdwarfman 300]

"oh joyful lettle wee folk ah" An ancient dwarf would toothlessly chuckle peering down at the little drawings.