Filibert Applefoot for Elder!

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[!] A note is pinned to the Bramblebury Noticeboard.

Runnin' fer Elder!

~Halfling folks milling about this fine af'ernoon!~

I, Filibert Applefoot, inheritor of the grand Applefoot legacy, wish to run for Elder of the village of Bramblebury. I have shown my amazing skills through my tavern management, and thus I am more than qualified to become an Elder.

When I am elected, which is absolutely going to happen as I am far too amazing to lose an election, I shall take it upon myself to give all ol' halflings who still need a burrow a proper home to call their own! I shall also increase farming output, giving us more resources to consume in lavish feasts!

 

-Filibert Applefoot,

local halfling tavern owner, one of the greatest halflings to have ever lived.

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Burt reads this in a halfling fashion 

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