Moochael

Perry is extremely shocked as he hears word of this new law, "I was blessin' t'eir stree's wi'h me produc's... An' now t'ey ban 'em?!" He mumbles to himself, pacing around in his burrow, "Well, I won'' le' no oppressive bigguns ruin me business. T'e Overhill Family Business shall CON'INUE!!!!" Perry begins to prepare a special load of drugs for the Haensian streets.

I genuinely think that if halflings weren't an already solidified race in DnD or LOTR they wouldn't exist in LOTC. There's a lot of us, but average proper wee-folk barely provide any substance to the overarching LOTC world. Also, Halflings have had periods of inactivity and activity, yet in our worst periods of inactivity with only 1-3 people rping in the village a week we were never axed off as a playable race. Logic used for denying these CA races genuinely makes me believe that if halflings didn't have the reputation they had outside of the LOTC world we wouldn't exist. I agree with @NotEvilAtAllto just critique the lore itself and not look at the effect of the race on the LOTC playerbase.

Perry wanders out of his comfy burrow and manages to get a hold of the notice, "Huh... T'e biggun likes Cac'us Green. Seems like a goo' guy, won'er if 'e 'as ever trie' me produc'..." The halfling seems content that there are fellow drug connoisseurs in this world.

You'll get used to the accent, it just takes some time. Also, I used to be super shy as well but honestly, LOTC helped me as a person become more outgoing and less-shy by nature. Just go for it, no one is gonna judge you. Halflings are super open and we will be glad to see someone new around :)

how can you meh doug dimmadome's dimmsdale dimmadome?!?! also i rate that 9/10 pretty good

h-hawt 6/10

You see a somewhat old halfling hollering in the streets (maybe even in weddings), traveling from isle to isle in the realm of Axios. He is waving around packages screaming, "PIPEWEE' FER BAR'ER, ONLY T'E FOINES' PIPEWEE' IN ALL O' AXIOS! OVERHILL'S SPECIAL RECIPE! TWO WHOLE S'ACKS O' I'!" Upon further inspection, you examine the pipeweed and it seems to be the best possible product around! The halfling emphasizes he is trading this pipeweed, not selling it, minas are not permitted.