The Orenian Times: Issue #2

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The Orenian Times

 

Skirmish in the Fields turns into a Raging Party?

In the recent year, John VIII and his soldiers rallied together to march to war to defend against the Norlandic Invasion once again. As the men rallied at the front gate, the chain mail wrapped around their bodies clanking together, they began to march. As soon as John VIII stepped out of Providence, many people reported feeling ill. Some felt nausea, others developed headaches, but one thing is clear, each member of the rally remembers meeting at the gates but they each woke up in their beds with a massive hangover.

 

It is reported that every member of the rallying army forgot about the warclaim and instead went out to a massive party. Every member of the Orenian Army drank enough to give them amnesia and a massive hangover. 

 

Hopefully next year, when we go off to war, 

the Generals remember to hide the booze.

 

(Orenian Forces heading off to war with booze bottles in hand.)

 

Human Commander breaks up with Mistress

 

The Orenian Times artists spotted this couple in the basement of the tavern and managed to capture their moment in the nick of time. The unnamed Human Commander in this picture is a notorious man known for his countless affairs with countless women. Our artists listened in on their conversation and can confirm that the Human Commander announced an end to his terrible ways and is becoming celibate as he starts a new life with his wife. We respect this Human Commander and wish him the best with his wife as they start a new journey together. 

 

Scandal in the MoJ? Again?

Again, our amazing artists here at the Orenian Times captured intense moments in the streets of Providence. A member of the MoJ in uniform and another out of uniform were caught being so close to each other it seems like they are up to no good. After showing this image to our local priest, our priest confirmed that either these two individuals are plotting or they are SINNING in the eyes of GOD in GOD’s city. 

 

Hopefully it is the earlier of the two, for sinning in the city of Providence brings us to GOD's wrath when we ask for help in the war. We reached out to the MoJ for comment and they refused to respond.

 

[KaiserJacobII 1459]

George Hartcold picks up a copy of his favourite satire paper. he brings it to his office in the MoJ headquarters, and laughs as he reads it with a cup of coffee at his desk.

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Ziegfrid Mortimerski  looked at the painting of Captain Leopold Kovachevski and the Elfski together , giving out a frown on his face " Seduced the Moose. " Ziegfrid said , shaking his head

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Darius Wane Alo gets surprised seeing himself on the front page but then instantly throws the paper in the trash as he spots 'Scandal in MOJ again?'. Walks back in the tavern with other ISA and MoJ members "Not dealing with this nonsense again".

[Aengoth 2890]

Renault grumbles as he reads his favorite newspaper "Damn Amnesia is interfering with my ability to earn coin."