The Orenian Times: Issue #3

[L0rdLawyer 2272]

The Orenian Times

 

The ISA Pulls Through!

Thanks to the valiant efforts of the ISA and the leadership throughout the Nobility and the Royalty, the Sky Gods were proud to announce that the Orenian Empire won the first fight against the Norlandic Monsters.

 

It is said that the Orenian Empire outnumbered the savages 3 to 1 and only 10 men fell to the blades of the idiotic invaders. The Orenian Times would like to thank each and every member of the defending force, thanking them for all the time and effort they put in. Now, we just have to wait and see how the Holy Orenian Empire does in battle against the Nagging Norlandic Nimwits. Will the Holy Orenian Empire stand as strong as the Orenian Empire did, we will find out eventually!

 

(ISA forces celebrating a massive victory)

 

Member of the MoJ stalks Providence Resident?

 

Captured by Orenian Time informants, a man supposedly named Ernest Colbert was seen following a terribly dressed woman through the streets of Providence. This MoJ member stood in uniform and eyed down the girl for what was reported as over 8 hours. 8 hours a member of the MoJ wasted time and could have been protecting the fine city of Providence. Hopefully the MoJ will start addressing the citizens' concerns after this incident has come to the light.

 

The Under City of Providence!

As the Metropolis known as Providence grows bigger each day, many individuals feel outcasted. Some may have a reputation that isn’t the greatest, some may just not enjoy the overall hierarchy that controls their lives. Whatever the reason, if you have ever felt alone in the shadows of the skyscrapers of Providence, fear not!

 

The Orenian Times is now funding the Under City of Providence. Send a bird to Editor Gordon (wolfkite1), who can assist you in finding the entrance and housing inside. The Under City is open to all races and genders, and is free of charge. The only request is that you leave all violence outdoors, as the Under City is a place to be free and express yourselves in the Tavern and Black Market. 

 

The Under City is also looking to hire a Tavern Keeper to run Tunnel Tavern. If you’re interested, send a bird!

 

Local Citizen Rescues Puppy from Burning Building? 

(Artists Depiction of John the Homeless)

 

Our Reporters were having a beer outside the church as they spotted a massive fire breaking out in a nearby home. Loud howling could be heard from the building and no active firefighters were around to put out the raging fire. The flames grew in height, and the howling filled the ears of all those around. The crowd that formed around the building, begging for help, experienced a nearby homeless man bust into the building. Minutes later, this individual was seen carrying a handsome dog, covered in ash, out of the building. Bystanders and Reporters confirmed this individual to be none other than John the Homeless. His long uncut and unwashed hair burnt off of his head, but he had saved the dog. John the Homeless refused to comment, as he had to go wash the dog and heal it’s burns.

 

Aren’t we lucky to have such a wonderful man in our city.

 

(The dog rescued from the fire.)

 

 

Side note: Because of good feedback and amazing stories to share, this Issue is being posted 1 day early!!!

 

[OP bandamont 901]

Ziegfrid looked at the newspaper , frowning at the quickly drawen painting of an moj officer "Isn't that an elfski he is looking at"

[DistantCryptid 405]

Boreal, as they are hurled by a nearby tree, crashes directly on the bush behind the man dealing the papers, righting their dislocated thumb, they let out a slew of cussing and spitting out some leaves, they took a copy and read through, their mood turned sour and their day ruined, but the paper did wider their smirk a little bit.

[Bones 180]

Xanthe grabs a copy with her morning coffee, hurrying back home to read it!

[gamegage 152]

Lieutenant Heath Linnord frowns "UnDerCiTy!?" he says with a grunt before slamming his fist on the table, shaking his head in disgust "Not on my watch." he says before throwing the paper in his fireplace. He'd then get back to building furniture.

[christman 3546]

Mary Amaricius pinned the newspaper to her wall.