Sheriff Nominations!

[Josie_Exotic 483]

[!] A new flyer hangs across the noticeboard, a poll box nailed neatly below.

Nominate

-Knoxville's-

First Sheriff!

                                                                    

 

 

With Knoxville's new boom in population, I find myself unable to keep up with the growing rate of crime.

Nominate a sheriff, today, who will enforce the laws of Knoxville, moderate shogging tournaments, and keep a select few wee criminals from messing my lawn.

 

The responsibilities are as follows:

- Enforces the laws of Knoxville in a peaceful, non-biggun way. The wee way.

- Follows the laws of Knoxville without fail                                                      

- Works with the mayor to devise re-education curriculum                                

- Arranges a jury for any wee folk requesting trial                                             

- Is a proper wee person with outstanding respect for my lawn                         

 

Please drop any and all nominations in the box below.

 

                                       With appreciation for the folks that have built this village, 

                                            Signed,

                                                

 

 

 

                                                                             

 

 

(( Please have all nominations in by the end of June 10th ))

[Hermit_Jack 538]

Minto would be taking a slow walk through Knoxville, the hamster on his head letting out some squeaks as he passes the noticeboard. A turn of his head then to read the new notice with intrigue "Sheriff nominations, ah?" A crinkle of his brow then "Well oi'm nae sure ief t'ey would accept bu' oi'll nominate t'em in case..." He would then take out two pieces of paper, scribing the names 'Iris' and 'Filibert' before depositing them in the box.

[NotEvilAtAll 10906]

"Oi nomina'e mehself fer Sheriff!" thinks Filibert Applefoot as he drops his name into the box

[Gnomeh 470]

"I t'ink id beh quite eh good sheriff, if i do nay say so mehself" he says gleefully dropping his name into the box

[𝕾𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖌𝖚𝖘𝖍 2451]

Hudson scribbles the nomination of Filibert and places into the box "Filibert es mah sherriff!"