Well I'm upper-upper class high society. GOD's gift to ballroom notoriety. And I always fill my ballroom, the event is never small. The social pages say I've got the biggest balls of all. I've got big balls! I've got big balls! And they're such big balls! And their fancy big balls! And he's got big balls, and she's got big balls, but we've got the biggest balls of them all!
[!]A large ball being enjoyed by Haense's citizens.
And my balls are always bouncing. My ballroom always full. And everybody comes and comes again! If your name is on the guest list, no one can take you higher. Everybody says I've got Great balls of fire! Some balls are held for charity, and some for fancy dress. But when they're held for pleasure, they're the balls that I like best. My balls are always bouncing to the left and to the right. It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night!
[!] Dance lessons in Haense before a large ball
I'm just itching for you to come to this one!
THIS PROMO FOR NIGHT IN THE STARS BROUGHT TO YOU BY HALFLING GANG. AUGUST 27th 5PM EST!