A Perspective - The Observer's Humor

[PixlHoopa 177]

 

TO Sutica and its problematic peoples,

 

For far too long have you all been plagued with corruption, soley bent on ruling over one another. Unfortunately, this uprising that your own people have fostered will change naught. I have seen this from up on high, and truly, all of this is meaningless squabbling. Each and everyone one of you is at fault for your mistakes. I remember the time I entrusted faith in Sutica, that it would one day be as prosperous as it used to be. Sadly, that has been swept clean by the current monarchy of your nation. In order for your war-infected minds to comprehend my meaning, breaking it down into simpleton words should suffice.

 

JOHANNA I, the ruler who has done naught for her people,

 

The loneliest person is the kindest. This, you are not.

The saddest person smiles the brightest. This, you are not.

The most damaged person is the wisest. This, you are not.

 

You have failed your people. By having led the life of a sheltered damsel, you’ve not been able to empathize with the ones that rely on you for guidance. Your ‘god’ cares not for you, but whatever devil you might believe in is mocking you, showing you that you’ve sinned before your god. Instead of cooperating and coming to a peaceful agreement with those who oppose your way of ruling, you’ve declared war on them all. Your corruption for power has led you to find allies in the Canonist ways, with your beliefs that they will hold you on a pedestal solely on your beliefs in god. You’re mistaken. You’ve been playing a cat and mouse game from the moment you took power, and when your rule is questioned, you rely on others instead of yourself to defend your seat as a failed leader. 

 

 

VASSALS of Sutica, whom only desires bloodshed,

 

you must learn to have peace. Rushing into a war head-on with the nation that you’re under will only leave a dent in their reputation, of which will fade into nothingness but rumors and myths. Once you come to terms with your futile movement, perhaps you shall be awakened to resting your blade.

 

I doubt it. 

 

CITIZENS of Sutica, who watch in terror as their homes crumble,

 

run. There is naught left for you or your families. If you keep faith with your nation's tyranny, you too, shall succumb to death. I care not for you all, but wish to see what you may do in times of uncertainty.

 

I shall be watching this game of yours, Sutica. I look forward to seeing the result.

 

                                           

[TheNunnery 1853]

 

"They say they speak for many but coward in the shadows. Weak men." Alyssa would say to herself with an annoyed tone while dramatically laying herself under bedsheets within a lavish hotel room. After the 'aheral would make her snarky comment to herself, she'd go back to snickering at the fall of Ando Alur. 

[LithiumSedai 5750]

"The refuge for edgy atheist poets is down the hall and to the left, in Vortice," said the Landgrave of Alstreim, scribbling in directions to the nearest ferry on the missive along with these instructions.

[WrathOfQuacken 560]

"Do me next." Ser William muttered as he read through the parchment, pausing as his bear grumbled, grunted and groaned. "Hrm...ye do 'ave a point, Ser Wojtek."