The Media Wizard 2958 Share Posted October 25, 2021 Spoiler LETTERS SCRAWLED WITH PIG FECES AND BLOOD ARE FOUND SCATTERED TO THE CORNERS OF URGUAN. ATTATCHED TO EACH IS A SINGLE STRAND OF RED HAIR — DWARVEN BEARD HAIR. THE LETTERS READ AS FOLLOWS: DWARF-MEN! WE HAVE MADE A SILLY MAN WRITE THIS FOR US! WE ARE NAPO NAPY NAPOKUE THE FLABBY-GUTTED AND RASHI THE GROTESQUE GORGTESQUE! WE HAVE YOUR BEARD, AND THE DWARF-MAN CRIED LIKE A CUB! WE LAUGH AND TAKE MORE! WE WILL CLAIM ALL BEARDS FOR OURSELVES AND WEAR THEM ON OUR SHOULDERS. WE WILL STORM YOUR CITIES AND STEAL YOUR CHINS! COME-COME IF YOU DARE, BUT YOU NOW FACE THE WRATH OF... NAPOKUE THE DWARFBEARD-TAKER! Spoiler A huge thank you to everyone who attended the event! These are event characters that we are planning to run more of, so expect to seek vengeance for the stealing of a dwarf beard soon! 13 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
VoidandNull 355 Share Posted October 25, 2021 A proud troll, Rashi the Gorgtesque, smiles at the missive the fleshbag made, before promptly crushing it and draining the descendant juice into a oversized tankard. Today was a good day, and he would have revenge for his fallen hunting arm. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mescaffier 6197 Share Posted October 25, 2021 "Dwarf men . . . So, dwarf womens' beards are safe?" Viktoriya murmured, rubbing her bald chin. "Noted. Napouke the Dwarfbeard-taker is a feminist . . . Orcs truly are progressive." 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDanecker 867 Share Posted October 26, 2021 "Cried like ah babe..." the Mercantile Clan Lord says as he hears of the report (for he would not dare dirty his hands in such filthy writing!) "Ah wondeh..." "Durin." @Tabby64 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AfroJoeTheOlogBro 1095 Share Posted October 26, 2021 The ever ticking dwed, a creature fashioned in the peak physique of a dwarven male, reads such a missive alongside his Father, letting out a hum "Perhaps, something should be done, hm?" 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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