Excommunicate & Anathema: Recent Confusion

[Gnomemancy 983]

[!] A small missive is sent around to the various clergy members of the Canonist Church, signed with the seal of Bram Calistovich [!]

 

Apostolic Condemnations,

 

 

§I‘Paladins for God’ you feign piety: Does the straw you sip from not penetrate your soul?

Those who reject you are of a superior mind. You are deceived. Acquire your cult’s highest power- you will perish.

As a distinguished scholar of the Canon you cannot measure to my knees in terms of spiritual power.

 

 

 

§IITo those who pervert the clergy: You hide behind consensus.

What is consensus before the oneness of sacred tradition? GOD is one. Your consensus is false.

Keep talking, the Defiler listens. She anoints you with oil, a Priest is enthroned.

 

 

 

§IIITo our scholars who rule on the sacraments: Are the Canon’s words arranged in error?

What GOD has joined together, let no man put asunder. You are a bride, return to tradition.

Against me there is no antidote because I am both morally and intellectually superior, drink the wine.

 

 

GOD’s Servant,

 

Elder Bram

 

You may reject what I say: All you can do to stop it is kill me.

Then, my grave itself will continue to fight against you.

[JoanOfArc 4586]

Acolyte Ioannes Novellen studied the the anathema carefully. To have Elder Bram speak such potent words, at least in the imperial Owynist's eyes, was concerning to him. He sent a letter to the Elder to speak more heavily on what brought this unrivaled condemnation to his mind...

[Endovelicus 610]

"'Em priests got too much to drink, ey. Tha's why I ain't go to church no more. All this church nonsense, pah. Got me readin' me scrolls, King Johannes Version o'course. If it be good 'nuff for Horen it be good 'nuff for me, I say." Replies Basil "Big Bazza" Hawthorn, proud Esbecer, anti-adunian and free thinker. 

[thesmellypocket 1839]

18 hours ago, Endovelicus said:

"'Em priests got too much to drink, ey. Tha's why I ain't go to church no more. All this church nonsense, pah. Got me readin' me scrolls, King Johannes Version o'course. If it be good 'nuff for Horen it be good 'nuff for me, I say." Replies Basil "Big Bazza" Hawthorn, proud Esbecer, anti-adunian and free thinker. 

"King Ioannes Version 1611 or 1662 edition?" Asks If-Horen-Hadst-Not-Been-Baptised Barbones.