FISHY BUSINESS

[Britannicvs 2508]

[!] This missive has been nailed to the Honeyhill Notice Board.

 

FISHY BUSINESS

 

Not mere minutes after I issued my last proclamation, I returned to the Spicy Shrimp and found a terrifying sight!

 

 

[!] Alfie’s best drawing of the sight in question. 

 

A rotten dead fish on the deck of the ship, inside a black-ink circle with a message that appears to have been written in its blood, that says… ‘Don’t displease her.’ The message was very cryptic, and I am unsure what it means. But its appearance AFTER my missive was issued (when it was not there before) certainly is suspicious. I called upon the bounders, and we had varying hypothesies on who wrote the message be they Lobster Cultists or Arugula Munchkins. The proof is here, however, that the Spicy Shrimp is only causing problems for the village! I ask that Sheriff Peregrin investigate this message, and find out what it means!

 

Yours, Mr Alfie Greenholm, head-bounder of the Neighbourhood Watch Alliance and patriarch of the Greenholm family.

[salamanderfantasy 1340]

Sheriff Sorrel gets ready to investigate if Alfie is creating a Scooby-Doo situation to get rid of the Shrimp, or if there's an actual cult now.