An Open Letter to the Imperial Emperor

[Gambit 964]

An Open Letter to the Imperial Emperor

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From my humble, (and amazing) start as a Goat Farmer, and herder of my fathers flock, I have prided myself on my goats. However, as I urbanize in the glorious, spectacular, most wonderful city of Du Loc, (I was not payed to say this) have been forced to liberate my flock, as now many graze free, with only a handful in my pen now.
AND, as my business expand, my need for size of my original flock return.

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Now, Orenian Emperor, I propose to you:

• I am given the title of Baron.
• I am given a hereditary title.
• I am given the appropriate land fitting of a Baron, north of Providence on the border with Haense.
• I am given two hundred Mina. (Can be negotiated)
• I am given a Levy of five hundred men. (Can be negotiated)

 

In return, Orenian Emperor, you will receive:

• A life-times supply of Goats Milk.
• A life-times supply of Goats Cheese.
• A life-times supply of Goats Meat.
• A very happy Goat Farmer.
• The population of land.

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Now, you, your Holy Orenian Emperor self, may be skeptical. You may be saying, "Why give this handsome, talented, hardworking and smart, Goat Farmer, his well deserved demands?"
Well, Mr. Emperor, I share your views on Humanic unity, as well as, the land I propose...
Is empty. Let me use it.

Your Emperor-ness, this is a risk free deal, and you only gain from this, and once you invest, it will pay off in your favor.
 

 

From: Winchester, The Goat Farmer, Entrepreneur.

[i.uomini 2564]

"If he wanted to be handed out land and titles, he shouldve gone to savoy. They give out those shits like candy." some random man called Vinelli said, smoking his pipe in the 7 skies.