The Dark Crusade | MALIKS' COMPANY

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THE DARK CRUSADE

Evil Department

محاكمة الجن

 

To the hideous Lectors and their rally of holy-men, 

 

This holy crusade against the Queendom of Serheim has left me to question the candour of the Lectors, and their foul canonist party who march against the honest and integral people of the night. It was on a day as calm as this, when the eleventh star shifted against the constellation of Braham, to form the constellation of Brehem; the ungodly Lectors stabbed me – the kind soul that I was once, with a dagger through my trusting heart. I was enervated after the loss of my powers, but grew stronger over time. 

 

Serheim is a united nation that is supported by the backing of the Greedhand, and by one god such as myself. You would not tarnish the idol of a God, for that would invoke its wrath. As you parade the banners of your made-up Creator, I will give Serheim permission to march with the banner of the Dark God Malik in order to battle against the swathe of mindless canonists who attempt to claim their lands and their people.

 

The Lectors are discriminatory against those who would suck upon life-force, resurrect the dead, or spew flames from their mouth. 

 

Why do you care? As long as you aren’t the soul that is being shredded apart, then let it be the dead who fall to us dark-beings so that they may weep in the depths of the underworld at their own demise. 

 

Why do you care? As long as you aren’t the Man who is being torn by the limb, drained of blood by fangs as sharp as blades, what justifies your ire? Let the Man who is being torn by the limb cry for his demise, not yourself!

 

I have thus begun a prompt and effective plan of action, to fight against this unrighteous crusade. I have freed a monster of the Abyss, to roam these lands with the Greedhand, in order to bring destruction across its path. Let it be the first time that GOD comes to Almaris, and that God would be me – Malik the Freak. 

 

The flying carpet of evil will bring ruin. 

By the way, Owyn was dark for a reason. 

 

THE DARK GOD AWAITS.

 

A beam of dark-violet light shot up into the skies near the lands of Urguan, and from it – a flying carpet of evil would whizz around, eventually falling inert in a ball of flames. All across Almaris, one would witness something akin to a meteor breeze through the sky. 

 

In the place of impact, lay an oil-lamp on top of a carpet. What evil (or unfortunately good) being would find this?

 

Spoiler

 

[Reckless Banzai Screamer 15456]

A shiny golden automaton reads the missive and its gears hum low.

 

"THIS UNIT SAYS IT WAS SORRY..." If Periander could frown, it would.

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