The Celia'nor Tribune - Vol. III

[The Talarnor Tribune 171]

The Celia’nor Tribune

3rd of The Deep Cold Y. 116 S.A.

Vol. III

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Recent News

Fi’andria was attacked by the goblins that reside within the undercity of the capital! The brave citizens and Diraar of the city did a fantastic job of protecting our home, although one odd happening has occurred; the broken bodies of the slain goblins have been impaled on stakes outside the city, and too a sign has been left stating “All orcs shall be questioned. Refusal will come with termination.” - Let it be known this was not left by the Government of Celia’nor, and rather someone on their own accord.

 

Now, it appears that the cabbages that are grown outside the city have been taken and eaten by a bug-like creature, based on the tracks left upon the ground. Perhaps the cabbages should continue to be replanted so this creature can continue eating them, rather than us.

 

As an addition, an individual known as Quildor, or Lu, has been banished from all Celia’norian lands- by Laurir Raziel Aevaris, and should be killed if found within Celia’norian lands.

 

An Interview with Veralya Wynasul

What is your opinion on druids?

I’m not as ignorant on the subject as I once was, and have revised my heavily supported theory in light of new evidence I’ve attained. I took a deep dive with a real druid in the field and got a glimpse into the life of druii. It turns out that not every druii is bad. However, there is a deep dark cult of evil druii lurking within the darkness of the forest who do twist and warp nature to do their bidding. Particularly, they hone their skills on pigeons, which they use to spy on all. If you see a pigeon, do be sure to kill it on sight.

 

Give an inside look into the Wynasul Talon’ii

The Wynasul Talon’ii is quite a prestigious family, and that comes with very high standards we must be held to. As an Evarir Talon’ii, there are simply some ideals we must attain unto. Specifically, all within the talon’ii must set out to reach the idea of “progress through arcane and artistry”. Such can be seen all around, with the fashion trends that emerge, and the various arcane advancements that have been made. At times, from an outside perspective, it may seem as though we are a bit too focused on high expectations. However, the values of not only the talon’ii but Celia’nor must be met in every instance.

 

What’s your biggest accomplishment?

I’ve had quite a few in my lifetime thus far. From the moment I was born, the stars set me up for success, being the first Celian native within the principality. Being born and raised in Celia’nor is quite a feat, though what is also notable is my joining the Laurir’heial at the age of 19, the youngest council member to be installed to this day. All of these could be considered accomplishments, though I’d argue that it isn’t my fashion trends or fortune upon fortunes of minas that make me proud of who I am. It is the fact that I could marry the man that I love. In the end- I believe that choosing my own happiness is what is truly my biggest accomplishment thus far.

 

The Colloquy - Celia’nors gossip column

 

Lovers manage to evade fate as they wed following a volatile, intriguing ceremony to begin.

 

 It all began with a beautiful scene, luminescent fabric billowing and lights twinkling, encapsulating the theme of opalescent elegance. However, such peace was soon dismantled as Mythaldir Wynasul burst through the door, demanding the two separate due to Ante’ahern’s appearance and wealth status. Disparaging upon the Athri’onn name, two rivaling families’ issues all came to light, shifting the view upon what was known before. From Mythaldir’s comments on the Athri’onn attempting to usurp the Wynasul’s wealth through marriage, to Ante’ahern’s recognition of Mythaldir’s absence from familial affairs, the entire truth was revealed at this event… Two-star crossed lovers from rivaling families surmount the obstacles in their way and manage to evade what was potentially fated for them. Evarir Veralya Wynasul and Ante’ahern Wynasul have gotten married, winning the goose chase after the wedding with the victor goose champion, Bartholomew Athri’onn.

 

This story of overcoming fate through the power of love must have inspired others to enact on their heart’s desire, as there were two noble weddings in the elven week following. However, at the wedding of Laurir Senna Cerusil and Numerian Visaj, an interesting occurrence happened. The new husband was lofted into the air, perhaps a new Cerusilian tradition? In any case- the groom seemed rather surprised, or displeased, at the entire occurrence.

 

Too, there are rumors amongst the city that Siria Py’lrie and Zoddryk Nullivari are courting, currently. They appear to be quite the close duo, and it is obvious that they may, perhaps, be more than just friends. It is apparent these rumors simply cling themselves to the Py’lrie Talon’ii, though Virar Siria has even been seen bringing her companion to Py’lrie family affairs!

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Spoiler

https://www.lordofthecraft.net/forums/topic/223454-the-green-menace-in-celianor/

https://www.lordofthecraft.net/forums/topic/223028-the-sunlight-and-serpents-harmony/

 

[lemonke 6014]

7 minutes ago, TheCelianorTribune said:

“All orcs shall be questioned. Refusal will come with termination.” - Let it be known this was not left by the Government of Celia’nor, and rather someone on their own accord.

 

"I SPEAK FOR IVARIELLE'S WILL-AAAAAHHH-" The elderly culprit who placed the sign outside screamed with all her strength to the point she loses her balance, staggering and falling down from her chair. Perhaps, pointing out for the people to listen unto the news of the Tribune. It might be wise not to give importance to this mad paesant's dealings and antics.

[Diogen 3729]

1 hour ago, TheCelianorTribune said:

Now, it appears that the cabbages that are grown outside the city have been taken and eaten by a bug-like creature, based on the tracks left upon the ground. Perhaps the cabbages should continue to be replanted so this creature can continue eating them, rather than us.

Arùnia chuckled upon reading the section addressing her BUGMAN son, nailing the paper to her wall with the paragraph highlighted.

[AdmiralLB 209]

Taking his usual, scheduled break, Zodd decides to read newspaper. He nearly chokes on the roasted turkey leg he was eating upon reading the last paragraph. 'Ah ****, they've noticed" he muses, then continues as usual.

[Allien 449]

"He wasn't exactly good at hiding it.." Siria jests aloud to herself, shifting her gaze from the tribune to look towards the 6,912 tulips he sent her...
 

Spoiler

 

[PlutoPhobia 63]

Rumil took a glance towards paper which made itself way on the Celia'nor news wall, especially the third paragraph. ``. . .They haven't even told me why I'm banned. . .`` He murmured flatly, a look of disapproval washing over. With a roll of the shoulders of a shrug, he continued his way towards Celia'nor tavern.